Author: The most hardest chapter. Ever.
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Give the damn answer Megan.
"Huh?..Uh..Yes?"
Uh.. I feel uncomfortable. Sheeshhh
My face feels hot. Where's the AC? huh?! WHERE?!!
I feel awkward...
And Uncomfortable.
Why?
It's my arms that feel so damn uncomfortable like SHEEESSH MAAHNN, I want to move them so fucking much to a place where it would seem comfortable but then I don't want him to notice that I moved my hands just cause I was uncomfortable..
You know how STUPID you sound Megan?
You can OF COURSE move your fucking ARM!! And by the way he doesn't even like you.. So he won't fucking notice that you moved your arm. He doesn't like you.
He doesn't like me.
HE DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE ME!!
You already know that Megan and fyi he doesn't gives a shit about you. You're a unicorn and he's a sex God.
Sex Gods never date unicorns. Ever.
They date Goddesses and btw to fucking remind you; you are a unicorn.
"..Doing?" The sexy deep voice hits my ears again. My ears cringe at his voice but it sound so incomplete..
Cause it is incomplete! You nincompoop!
"What?" I gave him a smooth reply and I am not being sarcastic okay? This was my first NORMAL reply to him. Very sexy Megan, very sexy. Keep it up.
With an irritated look, he said "I said what are you doing here?"
Awww! He looks so cute with that irritated look! I am gonna kiss youuuuu
Stop Megan. Enough.
He's irritated with you, now give him a clever answer so he falls in love with you. Okay? Okay?!
Fuck it. My brain's not working, Again!
Answer. Answer Megan. You can do it.
Just do it.
"GAUMZIE?!''
Wait. What?
"GAUMZIE MAHANA? WASSUP?!"
After staring at him like a dog for 5 seconds which seemed like fucking FIVE DAYS. My brain registered that it wasn't my voice! It was my bff aka the social butterfly aka Gloria's voice. I mentally thank God and do a Hoolla Hoop dance inside my brain. It would have been a total disaster if I randomly said a word as random as 'Gaumzie-fucking-Mahana'
"YOU FAT ASS WHATCHUU DOING WITH GAUMZIE?"
AHHHGGGGG!!!!
I so want to kick you Gloria. I so want to kick you out of this motha fucking galaxy.
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