Kate: Hey Neeks-
Nico: -don't call me that
Kate: NEEKS NEEKS NEEKS
Nico: Ugh u demons r almost as bad as Leo
Kate: that's it. ARCHANGELS ANGELS WARLOCKS DEMONS AND MORTALS NICO DI ANGELO IS HERE DEFENSELESS AND REALLY HUGGABLE!!!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY WEAPONS AND IS BISEXUAL!!!!
*ground shakes*
Nico: I think u just caused an earthquake, can children of Pontus even do that?
Kate: oh that's not an earthquake
*500 girls and 499 boys (the other fainted when he heard) come out of nowhere*
NICO DI ANGELO MARRY ME NOW!!!!
*Kate ties up Nico*
Kate: ok 1 hug going on-
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Nico: I hate u
Kate: *glares at Nico* I am feeling very generous today so anyone who pays 1000000000000000000000 smoreos can kiss him if u catch him with in the next hour *unties Nico * RUN NICO RUN!!!!!!!!
Kate: *sits on pile of smoreos* NOW ALL THE SMOREOS ARE MINE!!!!!! ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS COME TO MY SMOREO CAVE FOR THE GRAND SMOREO PARTY!!!! But first........... THE SMOKE'N HOT MCSHIZZLE UP FOR AUCTION!!!!!!!
Kate: Oh and for the record i'm way worse then Leo
Nico: Please ask questions and dares or my opinion on ships and please don't ask about what just happened *shivers*
Kate: It was barf bag worthy one girl had just put on lipstick so he has bright red stuff stuck all over his face
Nico: that's not lipstick if u think fangirls/fanboys are bad compare them to their boyfriends/girlfriends. Remind me again, why did I ever become friends with u?
Kate: because u had a crush on me that was almost as bad as your one on Percy. PERCICO forever!!!!!!!!!
Percabeth and Solangelo shippers: did someone say Percico?
Kate: umm No?
Percabeth and Solangelo shippers: good because we wouldn't want anything to happen
Leico shippers: LEICO IS LIFE!
Percico Caleo Solangelo Keo and Kico shippers: Don't act like we're not still at war with u
Leo and Nico: Umm we're just gonna go now
Ask, dare, and ship in the comments! Oh and a shout out to whoever figures out what Kico and Keo is! Also please help me decide between Solangelo/ percico also I wouldn't mind some help with percabeth/percico.
