Drew got himself ready the next day for going to see Laurence. He shined his hooves, brushed his teeth and put on some goff makeup. He looked perfect (except for the fact he had no wool on).
He went skipping off after saying goodbye to the other sheep and made his way to Laurence's tree. When he got there he could smell something delicious and could see the smoke billowing out from the chimney at the top of their tree house.
Drew knocked on the door and waited again like yesterday. Kier came and answered it;
"Hello Drew, lovely to see you again" her long eyelashes flickered.
"Hello Kier Kemp, lovely to see you too" Drew smiled warmly.
"I'll take you to Laurence" she led the way into the living room which was open planned. With the kitchen, diningroom and sittingroom all together.Laurence was sitting ready a book called 50 shades of grey when he caught sight of them both in the corner of his eye. He looked up and smiled, flashing his white teeth.
"How good to see you" Laurence said. He put his book down and came over.
Drew and him both talked for a while, waiting for Kier to finish preparing the meal. They were having Duck l'orange as the main and strawberry cheesecake as a pudding. So much for a quick afternoon tea then."Dinners ready!" Kier called, coming through with her flowery apron on. She dished out the plates and food.
"Delicious!" said Laurence.
"Yum!" said Drew.
"Tuck in!" chimed Kier cheerfully."This is delicious darling" Laurence said to Kier before turning to Drew and saying; "My wife is the best cook in all the world. She makes the most fantastic cookies. Did you know she...(blah blah blah etc etc)". Drew could see Kiers cheeks blush under her makeup with all that Laurence was saying.
Once they had finished they got down to business on talking about Drew and the sheep's lack of happiness.
"I think you're all depressed" Laurence concluded.
"How can we stop this depression then?" said Drew. (I must remind you that these are animals we're talking about and sheep have very small brains to know all these things)
"Well, we need to solve the root cause. Then the rest will fall into place"
"I see"
"And we all know it's your woolnessless. I mean, nobody wants to look like naked mole rats"
"Thanks"
"So I have come up with a theory...."
"Yes?!?" Drew instantly sat at the edge of his chair.
Laurence lifted his head and pointed upwards. "You must visit the clouds!!" he said with majesticness, rising up out of his seat.
"The what?!?!" Drew sounded disheartened.
"The clouds! It's the only way!" Laurence looked quite pleased with himself at his wise idea.
"How will that help though?" Drews negative attitude started to kick in.
"Just trust me"
"How can I?"
"I'm a panda! Of course you can trust me"
"But I don't see how this'll benefit"
"It will. Now tonight I want you to round up your sheep and we shall fly to the clouds"
"No"
"What do you mean no?"
"First off we can't fly. Secondly this is bizerk!! Do you really expect us to somehow get to the clouds then magically become better? Eh... no"
"Do you want my help or not" Laurence said softly. Drew considered this. That had been why he'd come here. And they really needed help. So as crazy as it sounds they had to give it a go to be free from their bad moods.
"Yes"
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!" and he ushered him to the front door. "I've got a lot to get ready. Meet you at yours by 8:00 tonight. By then I'll be ready"
Drew, who was bewildered at being shoved out the house so quickly, nodded and stepped outside. Kier appeared round a door from inside and bowed like a lady.
"Bye Drew" she said, before waltzing off back to the house cleaning fun.
"Bye" Laurence said.
"Bye" Drew answered, and the door slammed shut.Drew hurried back to tell the others.
"Guys guys guys!!! I have news!!" they all gathered round and listened to what he had to say. He told them everything then finished with;
"Prepare yourself for a long night. Because at 8:00 The Pandas coming"
"What?" one sheep said.
"Tonight?"
"How ridiculous"
"You mongo"
"But we can't fly?"
"We're doomed"
"Bunch if c*nts"
Drew calmed them down before a fight broke out and told them it'd be ok.
"But how does the black-eyed windbag expect us to fly?"
"You'll see" Drew answered. "I mean it's Laurence we're talking about here. So of course this is going to be classy"
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Drew Woolnough and the Cloud party
FanfictionThis story is super short and it's about Drew and FVK except they're all animals. I can't explain much more without giving it away so please sit back and spend less than 20mins reading this crazy story. Also could you please like it if you thought...