The Thuder Axe, Armads, is sealed in a cave off the coast of Laus. Dusty Dan prefers axes in combat, so it was settled that he could use it. With a brigade of axe fighters, Dusty Dan and Jack set out for the weapon. However, Lord Farqaad was also searching for the weapon. Who will get it first?
"The smoke that these geysers shoot isn't like the dank kush Jay gives us. Are you sure this is the place, my lord?" Dusty Dan said under the smog. The cave's geysers shot out poisonous smog, rendering sight useless. "Of course! I read about this in a YouTube comment!" Jack yelled back. "Be on your guard. There could be phags in here..." Suddenly, a voice was heard coming from the back of the cave.
{Ehuehuhe! We got Armads before Optic Gaming did!} Lord Farquaad jeered. {And its humongous too!}
{Do you think it's compensating for something?} His troops whispered.
"No! We have to stop Farquaad! Charge!" Jack's army advanced forward towards the back. They met Farquaad's force.
{Too late! It's ours now! My master, Donald Trump, will certainly be pleased. Why don't I show you its power!} Lord Farquaad tried to pick up the axe, but struggled. "Now! Attack!" Jack, Dusty Dan, and his soldiers ran towards Farquaad's force, chopping up the opposition with their axes. "Dusty Dan! Take out Farquaad!" Jack yelled, fighting a soldier, who was unusually short.
"Right!" He ran towards Lord Farquaad, preparing to throw his tomahawk. {Come towards me!} Farquaad readied his pen feather. Dusty Dan threw his tomahawk at Farquaad's crotch. {MY WEEWEE!!!!} He cried in pain. Dusty Dan used this opportunity to jump towards his opponent, he used his manliness to pick him up, and threw him at a wall, killing him. Jack's army cheered, and Dusty Dan was able to unsheath Armads from its resting spot, as if chosen by it. "Two down, five more to go!" Dusty Dan swung his new axe around.
With the divine axe claimed, Jack was one step closer to winning the war. How would they fare with Forblaze?
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Attack on Drek
FanfictionTwo nations. Two armies. One battle so drek it makes every anime plot seem like trash. (Except Shrek). Join Jack and his Imperial Army as they repel the invasion of Donald Trump and his Faze Clan scrubs.
