My name is spooky Jim and I like memes and beans, when I tell this to the people they laught at me and tell me I'm crazy, but it's true, so I just run away and I go to the market and buy beans to raise them as my childs (I dont eat them wtf why would I do that I'm a decent human being) and then I paint their faces like memes, so I bought this bean the other day and it's name is
JOHN CENA
( "The Time Is Now"
[Chorus: John Cena]
Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!
[John Cena]
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan
[Chorus]
[Tha Trademarc]
Yeah, uh
It's gonna be what it's gonna be
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show
See what happens when the ice age melt
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me
A man's measured by the way that he thinks
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth
[Chorus 2x])
So I was walking down the street shouting John Cena at people faces and this guy looked at me and I saw it
He was a bean!
But not a normal bean, he was a smol bean!!! Smols beans are very rares beans so I had to have him
-Hello, my name is spooky Jim and I like memes and beans.- I said, regreting the last thing, because it could scare him, he was a very rare bean and I couldn't risk it
-.:Hellø|my•name•is|•|Tyler:.:dø|•|yøu|•|want|•|tø|•|start|•|a|•|band|•?:.
-Yes, I can play the drums- it's true, I'm the drums king
The bean smiled
-.:We|will•call|it•.:twenty | øne | piløts:.
-Okay- I said- and what genre is it gonna be?
-.:Electrø|emøtiønal|pianø|ukėlėlė|screamø|rāp:.
-Okay- He is starting to scare me bc he can't speak normal like how tf does he pronunce that ??(???????) and bc what genre??(???????) but then I realized that that' how the smolest bean is supposed to be so I start to internally scream of happiness bc I found my best treasure
So Tyler and I go to his car and someone has stolen his radio and now we just sit silence
-.:No:.- he screams
