Down in a dimension known simply as Dimension 456B, there was a flash of light, as Amor Caritas suddenly appeared in the large grassy fields.
"So.. this is where Prankster was last sighted." said Amor. "What is taking him so long?"
Amor bit her lip and looked around the grassy field, until she saw a light in the distance. "Hmm.. is that a campfire?"
Amor headed to the nearby campsite with high speed, before stopping suddenly before what appeared to be a camp of Spartan warriors.
"Who goes there?!" the Spartans stood up and pointed their swords at Amor.
"I'm sorry, have you seen a harlequin about yay tall around here have you?" said Amor cheerfully?"
"Be you a goddess?" said the lead Spartan.
"Hmm.. depends on how you look at it.." said Amor.
"Perhaps our king has seen your friend." said the Spartan. "May I present.. King Leonidas !!"
The Spartans moved aside to reveal Twilight Prankster, sitting before the fire on a large throne, wearing animal skins over his shoulders, and holding a sword in his hand and a shield in the other. "Hiiiiiii~ Amor!"
Amor stared at Twilight Prankster. "What.. the heck?"
"Oh yeah.. long story, see when I came here, I was wondering if I could get dimensional phone service, so I started playing Candy Crush.. and then these guys saw it, and were like.. SORCERY!! And so they enlisted me to help them fight some Persians, and I was like.. eh.. okay! I obliterated them all in 2 seconds, and the next thing I know, I'm a King!!"
"All hell Lord Leonidas!! Destroyer of a thousand Persians!!" the Spartans roared, raising their swords.
"Yeah!!" Twilight Prankster exclaimed. "This is Sparta!!"
"You told them your name was Leonidas?" Amor muttered.
"Yep!" said Prankster. "Oh, funny thing by the way, some Persians came by our capital earlier looking for like.. I don't know.. our surrender, and I was like.. OH HELLZ NO!! And I told them something about disease.. and how they brought bad stuff.. and then they were like, 'this is madness', and I was like, 'THIS IS SPARTA!!!' and I dumped them into a hole."
"Uhuh..." said Amor, nodding slightly.
"Then I decided, HEY! Let's get 300 warriors against an entire Persian armada! And just like.. WHOOP THEIR ASSES!!!"
"300 only?" said Amor. "Really?"
"Hey! We'll do fine!! We've got no clothes but metal underwear and capes!!!" said Prankster.
"Prankster, if you're done here, we have an actual problem.." said Amor.
"A problem greater then the lives of 300 cute cuddly Spartans dependent on me!?" said Prankster.
"How about the fact your Goddaughter is about take on an entire country of magical warriors led by Diablo?"
"I have a Goddaughter?"
"YES! MY DAUGHTER!!" Amor roared.
"Oh riiiight, keep forgetting I'm her godfather.. hold on... does she even know I'm her godfather?" Twilight Prankster. "Heck have I ever even told her?"
Amor groaned. "Why did I choose you?"
"Because I'm good looking and great with kids."
"..." Amor frowned. "Well.. you are great with kids to an extent.. and I think I was drunk."
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