Once upon a time there where four characters. They were a lion, a tin man, A girl and her dog names Toto, and a Scarecrow. These four where off to see the Wizard of a little place called Oz.
"Hi Im Dorthy",The little girl said to the three.
"Hi Dorthy, Im Lion",The lion interduced.
"Im Scarecrow",The scarecrow spoke.
"Im Tin Man",The Tin man whispered through his metal teeth. "Hey can you oil me",He struggled to say. Dorthy picked up the oil can and sprayed oil inside of the Tin Man."Thanks a million",The Tin Man cheered. The four traveled to a 4 way road. The roads where blue, pink, yellow, and Orange. Green men sung out a little song as they approached them.
"Follow the yellow Brick road", they sang. Dorthy, Tin Man, The dog whose name was Toto, Scarecrow, and Lion Walked down the yellow brick road. They saw a errie and dark forest with spikey branches and bushes. They tiptoed through the forest not to step on a spike.
"Ow",The Lion screamed out in pain as the stick stabbed into his foot. He slowly pulled it out as he gritted his teeth in pain. He cried out"My foot oh my foot I can not walk now can someone please carry me".
Dorthy rolled her eyes as she lifted the lion. She carried him through the forest. He sobbed and sobbed.
"Stop crying you big baby",Dorthy yelled.
"Hey dont be mean to him",The scarecrow spoke.
"Shut it pile of straw",Dorthy insulted. She was so irritated at everyone following her she decided to run ahead. The others became lost. The scarecrow followed the purple road until he reached 2 feet. He stopped and screamed at the top of his lungs. There on a tree limb hung a man with his head in a noose and his arms and legs limp. The Scarecrow ran away from the road and back to the yellow one. Everyone finally made it to the Wizard. There was no singing or dancing just pain, tears and blood.
"Hey wizard can I have a heart I do so want to love someone and I cannot love without a heart",The Tin Man asked.
"You must find a heart, a red beating heart and stick it in your body and then you will have a heart",The Wizard answered.
"Where must I find this heart",He asked. The Wizard motioned the tin man to come closer.
"In an animal a sweet incent animal thats in that basket over there", the wizard whispered as he pointed to Toto in the basket.
"Dorthy dear can I borrow Toto for a second",The tin man asked as he held out his hands.
"Sure friend",She chirped as she handed Toto to him. He had the dog in his hands. The wizard took Dorthys arms and placed them behind her back and rapped her legs over one another as he hand cuffed her. She screamed and wiggled but couldnt get loose. The wizard handed the tin man an ax he had stolen from a little green man.
"Now beat this dog in the head until it stops breathing",The wizard commanded. The tin man followed his orders. He was practially desprate for a heart. He stabbed the dogs head until its whining had came to an end. Dorthy screamed out,"Why would you do that to my dear Toto".
"He needed the heart my dear",the Wizard spoke to Dorthy in a calm tone.
"That was my only true friend",Dorthy Whined.
"Arent these your friends",the wizard asked as he pointed towards the three.
"No these are just dirty strangers who arent even real that followed me the minute I came here",Dorthy retorted.
The Tin man ignored her as he ripped the heart out of the dog. It wasnt beating but he didnt notice. He opened up the metel door attached to his chest and tossed the heart in there and closed it in.
"I have a heart now I can feel love and compassion"The tin man annouced."Dorthy I love you",The tin man flirted. Dorthy stuck up her middle finger at him and said"You dirty metal trash can your very dumb you shouldve gotten a brain instead",She insulted."That heart isnt even beating you wasted your reason to brutely murder my dog in front of my eyes",She cried."You dasturdly creature I loved him",She cried.
"I love you",The tin man said as a tear ran down his face.
"I dont love you I hope you rust from your own tears",She uttered as she was irate. The tin man cried and cried until he eventually rusted from his salty tears. There was silence. The scarecrow was next.
"Um excuse me great and powerful wizard I was wondering if I could have a brain",The scarecrow asked.
"You must do the same as the tin man who stupidly rusted himself.""What you shall do is take the brain of the girl who no longer owns a dog but instead of damaging the brain you must stab her heart",The wizard instructed. The scarecrow took the bloody ax out of the dogs head and ran over to Dorthy. He rapidly stabbed her in the heart.
"I..just.....want....to go to my .....home down......in Kanas",She choked as she spat up blood.
"No body cares the only thing important is the brain",The scarecrow said as the look of crazyness was in his eyes. He stabbed her until the heart stopped beating in its rythmetic pattern. He slashed her head off. And cut deep into her head until the skull cracked in a loud echo. He stuck his hands in the brain and yanked it out as the nerves connecting the brain to the rest of the body tore. Blood splattered everywhere.
"Now that you have the brain you must eat it",The wizard bossed. The scarecrow whined about not having a mouth. The wizard cut off Dorthys mouth and sewed it to the scarecrow. He chopped on the brain. It squished and bled. The brain didnt break but it was squished. The scarecrow complained again so the wizard gave him teeth. His teeth where as sharp as a sharks. His teeth stabbed the brain. He had finished his brain. There where pieces of it in his mouth because he could not swallow. The wizard sneaked up to him and lit a match. He threw the match on the scarecrow as it lit up in flames. There was screaming but it was from the lion. The scarecrow was scared but didnt feel the pain. As the fire went out the scarecrow completly disapeared as if it was never there. There was no sign of him. Last but not least the lion. He wanted courage but he was to affraid to ask because of the experience he watched of each of his friends being murder in a variety of ways one by one. He cried.
The wizard asked",Is physical pain worse then mental or is Mental pain worse then Physical?"
The lion shook his head as he thought about the answer.
".....Mental is ..w.w.worse then.. ph...ysical",The lion answered.
"Are you phyiscally hurt",He asked.
"No",The lion said. The Wizard slowly took the ax out of Dorthy and pulled it up. He handed the lion the ax. "Why did you give me this?"The lion questioned.
"You must kill everyone in Kanas and everyone here and kill me last",The wizard spoke. The lion didnt question why. The wizard put a spell on the ax. A spell that allowed the lion to be brave and have courage not to hestiate or be nervous as he killed each person.
"This is a dream but it is also a reality but it is a different reality"."This reality shall not be remembered and shall seem like it has never existed."Do you undersand lion?",He asked. "We will leave no trace of life here or there".
"Yes master I understand",The lion nodded. The wizard tore apart the tin man until there was nothing left but a crumb of metal. The lion was forced into the red shoes. The shoes where so tight they hugged his feet until blood gushed out of them. The lion tapped his feet together 3 times and ended up in Kansas. He found the people in the house hold. The wizard followed.
"You must be in disguise lion",The wizard said as he waved in magic wand and turned the lion into a human-like figure. The lion sprang out of the bed he was in. He looked in a mirror. He stole Dorthy's clothes.
"Wizard what if I killed as Dorthy",The lion asked.
"What a brillent idea",The wizard said as he changed the lion into dorthy. He found a dress in the drawers and slipped that on him. He sneaked into the living room as he held the ax behind his back. Dorthys mother was asleep by the window while everyone else was scattered in different places. He stared at her as she slept quietly. He stabbed her in her heart. She screamed and cried out "Dorthy..Baby your back I missed you....I....love...you",She whispered. Her eyes went to the back of her head. The lion ripped them out and ate them.
"You should make an tormado",The wizard suggested. The lion did as suggested. He stabbed the boys in Dorthys house, the neighbors, the guy who always sat by the sign, the mailman, the people of Kanasas. Everyone was dead except the lion and the wizard. He stabbed the wizard and then himself. This is not proof of the wizard of oz but it was once real. You will never have proof to prove im right but I wrote this. I am not real either. I am the wizard. You cannot kill me if I was already dead.
