Once upon a time, there was a carrot named Josh. Josh lived in the grocery store, and everyone knows that when the grocery store closes all the food can talk and shit.
So he walked over to the bean section and he was like "which one of you are gonna be my special bean?" Tyler then stood up, and said "I will be your bean!"
Then the next day, this random hoe named Stacy decided to be a lil bitch and wanted to make soup.
Stacy needs vegetables for her soup, so she went to the supermarket.
She got lots of vegetables, including carrots and beans.
When Josh and Tyler went to Stacys house, Stacy decided that she didn't want to put the carrots or beans in her soup.
What Stacy did instead is, she mashed up the beans and put them on the carrot, she then used the carrot as a dildo.
Josh was experienced, but Tyler was a virgin, he was so exited to be sharing his first time with Josh.
Stacy then got hungry so instead of using water for the soup, she used her vagina juices and the carrots and beans she stuck in her hoo ha in the soup too.
After she made the soup she was like "HELL NO I AINT EATING THIS SOUP! DO I LIKE PARIS HILTON TO YOU?!" So she fed it to her worst enemy, Brendon.
Brendon ate the soup, then he died from terminal sour vagina juice disorder.
Josh and Tyler also died because they got eaten.
Stacy died because she thought there was a glass window at the Grand Canyon, so she fell off.
The end
