Love you like you are ~Destiel~ (by 3darkside_o_themoon3)

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Dean knew witches were bad news. He's dealt with enough to know they only cause trouble, and sometimes if he's lucky they won't curse his ass. But when has he ever been lucky?

So when Bobby calls the boys up to tell them of a freaky witch playing house with a small town in Minnesota they couldn't say no. Not when said witch is killing two people each week for pay back on a horrible husband.

And now here they were, fighting a girl who wanted nothing more than to rip the boy's heads off. With her teeth and nails.
But that wasn't even the worst of it. The two always did their homework (well Sam did), so they knew this women had something wrong with her. Not only did she kill people with creativity worthy of an A+ in art, but she changed her victims.

Changed as in made them their opposite gender.

Like her first victim. Mrs. Wendersfield was suddenly Mr. Wendersfield, dick and all. Now this wouldn't freak Dean out at all, heck he's seen worse. But what did scare him was the promises the witch was making to him across the room.

"You would make a great women. I can see it now, the perfect freckles lining your nose, the bright green eyes." She hissed. Her long blonde hair was pulled into a rugged bun while she spun around her kitchen table to miss Dean's knife. He would never admit that she was cute. Not with the crap she was spouting off.

Dean shook his head. "I think I'm good. I like being a dude." He jumped on top of the table, tired of her dodging his shots.
She screeched, turning to try to run out the room before Sam suddenly appearing in the doorway. Never had Dean been so happy to see his gigantic brother.

"No you don't!" The younger Winchester shouted as he grabbed her arms, stopping her rampage around the house. She struggled against his hold, shouting the same curses at him.

"Let go of me you giant!" She screamed and tried to kick at Sam's knees. Luckily he saw it coming and dodged the attack. "Just you wait! I'll kill you both!"

"Sure sweetheart." Dean smiled, jumping off the table. He looked at his brother with a victorious smile on his face. "Well, guess we won."

Sam rolled his eyes, not putting too much into trying to hold the girl down. "Not yet Dean. Remember what Bobby said, this girl killed 20 people. We need to-"

Before the youngest brother could finish, the witch spun around catching Sam off guard. She used the momentum to push him square in the chest. Surprised more than anything, Sam fell backwards onto his back.

Dean, caught off guard too, didn't notice the witch run past him back to the kitchen where the two brothers found her when they busted down the door to the house. Quickly reeling himself back in, he ran after her only to catch the sight of the women on the top of the counter, a hex bag in her right hand.

"This'll teach you!" She yelled, eyes wild. Dean knew some people got desperate when they were caught, but this lady was going overboard!

Without any time to process what was happening, the witch threw the bag straight at Dean's chest. A sudden puff of yellow exploded around the room, Dean caught right in the middle. Yellow clouded his vision as well as his nose causing him to erupt in a fit of coughs and sneezes.

"You... (sneeze)... bitch!" He blindly reached his hands out in front of him, hopefully to catch the women but also so he didn't smack into a wall.

Laughing also filled the room off to one side. "This is what you get for trying to kill me. Me! Let this teach you a lesson, Winchester." If Dean had seen her, he would've punched her into next week. But at the moment he was too preoccupied with his eyes.