Love you like you are ~Destiel~ (by 3darkside_o_themoon3)

Chapter 3

Chapter 3

When Dean said that being in a lingerie store was embarrassing, he knew that was an understatement. It was horrifying. Cas had been walking around the store for an hour now, picking up some items before discarding them again to move on.

Sam and Dean were luckily forgotten in the background, leaning against a wall with their arms crossed as they watched their angel roam the isles.

"Dean." When Dean hummed in acknowledgment, Sam continued. "I have never wanted to leave a store so bad. I think the cashier lady is glaring at us."

"Of course she is. We're just two random dudes standing in a Victoria Secret like stalkers. I would be suspicious of me." He said, rubbing his face. "Can't he go any faster?"

"She." Sam pointed out.

"Whatever!" Dean flung his hands out in frustration, catching the attention of the women again. He sheepishly ducked his head when she narrowed her eyes at him. "I just want to disappear."

Sam nodded. Not even two seconds later Dean almost jumped out of his skin when someone cleared their throat behind him. Sure this was the lady coming to kick them out, he turned slowly to be meet with relived blue eyes.

In Cas' hands were at least three different bras, one with tiger print on it and the other two solid colors. Her left pinky held a hanger holding a pair of pink lace underwear. "Do you think this is appropriate?"

Dean almost yelped as the clothing was shoved in his face. "Dude!" He pushed his hands out so Cas kept the items to herself. "Remember what I said?"

Cas looked up, thinking back to the rules Dean set. "Don't touch yourself in public, don't drag you guys into weird 'girly situations', don't kiss random strangers, and punch anyone who tries to touch my butt or chest."

Dean nodded as Cas listed them all off perfectly. "Exactly. And what category does 'this' fall into?" He motioned to the clothes.
Castiel tilted her head, squinting her eyes while thinking. "Don't drag you guys into weird 'girly situations'?"

"Yep." He said, crossing his arms.

The angel looked down, puppy dog eyes on her bare feet. The sight broke Dean's heart, making him hold a hand out. "Hey, hey. Look, I'm sorry, I just want to get out of this store ok? It's not you it's me."

As if he just told her she could get any candy in the world, Cas' face lit up. A smile lighted her beautiful face, making Dean look away with a slight red to his cheeks. This was Cas for crying out loud, why was he getting embarrassed?

And right when Cas was about to grab the boys hands so they could leave, a women suddenly appeared behind Castiel. She jumped when two hands were placed on her shoulders.

"Why hello there! I don't think I saw you guys walk in!" She smiled with the cheesiest voice Dean had ever heard. Her blonde hair was curled around her face, and he had to admit she was cute. She was the type of person to be working here.

"Is there anything I could help you all out with?" Her eyes suddenly moved to the clothes in Cas' hands. She laughed, a high pitched thing on a completely different level than Castiel's. "Oh sweetie, those are way too small for you!"

Cas looked shocked as she took the clothing from her. "You are probably a C, not an A darling!"

Sam shot a look at Dean who was trying to hold back his laugher at Castiel's obvious confusion as the girl talked about cup sizes. "How about I measure you?" She said as she suddenly grabbed a tape measurer off some random shelf.

Sam and Dean stared as she started to lead Cas away, much to her dismay. "Ugh, I'm not too sure..."

Dean couldn't hold it in anymore. An angel of the lord, getting carted away by some Victoria Secret worker to get measured for breast size. Priceless. When he started laughing, Sam glared at him than glanced back at the door the angel and women just disappeared through.