Chapter 9
Dean sat on the couch, staring at the ground with his hands clasped in front of him. He tried his best to drown out the conversation in the room, but he just couldn't.
Not when the Trickster was currently yelling about her boob size.
"How is it that Sammy gets those freaking basketballs?! Even Cassie is bigger than me!" Gabriel yelled, standing in the middle of the room, hands on her hips.
When Dean woke up, he woke to a face right in front of his own. Gabriel basically chewed his ass off about how she 'didn't approve of her new form'. Apparently she was pissed.
He couldn't say he was disappointed though. She had more of a smaller form than Castiel and Sam, her body barely reaching 5 foot. She had a small rough bob cut, framing her cute face with side bangs falling into her eyes. Of course, being that small meant she had the body of a 12 year old. No boobs, small hips, small butt. It was cute in its own way, but not Dean's type.
"I've been a girl before, and I was h-o-t! Not this, this child!" Gabriel stomped her foot. Sam sat on the floor next to Dean, Cas standing in the corner with her hands crossed and Bobby sitting on his desk. Everyone's eyes were on the rampaging angel.
"I mean, look at this!" The archangel grabbed the bottom of her t-shirt, throwing it over her head to flash the whole room. Dean felt his mouth drop open. And he was sure Sam was exactly the same. Sure, it wasn't much, but... Oh god.
"Forget bras! I could walk around without one and no one would know!" She yelled. But that seemed to snap Sam out of it 'cause the giant jumped up from the ground so fast Dean was sure she had whiplash. She grabbed Gabe's shirt, pulling it down with a frustrated growl.
"Gabe! What are you thinking?!" She got in the angel's face. Wow, Sam looked fuming mad at that.
Gabriel gave an answering growl. "It's not like it's anything you haven't seen! How is this fair?!" Gabriel grabbed the front of Sam's shirt, surprising the Winchester. With one flick of the wrist, the flannel shirt Sam had tied up was in pieces, barely hanging off her shoulders.
Dean yelped, eyes wide. Oh no... Sam, with giant boobs. Barely being kept in the tiger print bra she wore. So... Wrong!
"Gabriel!" Sam yelped loudly, covering her chest with her arms. Her face was bright red, shooting glances at Bobby and Dean. When the oldest brother looked toward the hunter, he laughed internally at the horrified face the man was sporting.
Gabriel crossed her arms, giving Sam an angry look. "This giant gets those, and I get barely an A cup?! And you!"
The archangel flew away for a second before she appeared again, this time with Castiel in her hands. The angel looked surprised, beautiful blue eyes wide.
Dean couldn't avert his eyes this time when the smaller girl grabbed Castiel's coat. Cas yelped as the angel ripped through two layers of clothes till her coat and button shirt was in tatters. A bright blue bra was strapped around her chest, this time looking like it fit perfectly on the creamy skin.
Oh god no! Look away, look away! Don't go perving on your best friend you idiot! Dean moved his legs, trying to hide how he felt. Thank god no one was looking this way.
"I'm the older brother! I should get these!" Gabriel grabbed Castiel's chest, almost as if she was going to rip her boobs off. The angel gave a quick yelp before glaring at Gabriel.
"This is not appropriate Gabriel!" Cas tried to wiggle out of the archangels hold, but she had a death grip on her shoulder. If she were human, Dean was sure Cas would be crying in pain.
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Love you like you are ~Destiel~ (by 3darkside_o_themoon3)
FanficDISCLAIMER: STORY NOT WRITTEN BY ME Summary ------- When a hunt goes wrong, Dean is unexpectedly cursed. Whenever anyone touches him they are turned into the opposite gender for 72 hours. This includes older people, angels, and family. Of course, th...