A newly married couple was walking through a garden suddenly a dog ran towards them.They both knew it will bite them..
The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him than his sweetie.
The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards.
The husband put his wife down expecting a hug and a few kind words from her.
Then his wife shouted," I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog."
Husband: "..."
Moral : A Wife is a Wife.
No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife.
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