Dare by: xXxLelouchxXx
America: so what are the plans for our marriage babe
Me: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU IDIOT
ASK SINGAPORE, SHE'S THE WEDDING PLANNER
Singapore: ok
all countries are invited
America: WHAT, NOT ALL-
Me: SHADDUP! OKAY, CONTINUE, SINGA.
Singapore: cake will be 100 layers
America: APPLE FLAVORED
Me: NO!! MANGO FLAVORED!!!!
Singapore: How about chocolate? (secretly poop)
Both: YES!
Singapore: Bridesmaids will be Indonesia, Malaysia, Belarus, Hungary, Taiwan, Vietnam-
America: NO NOT VIETNAM
Me: STFU
SINGAPORE'S IDEAS ARE GREAT
OKAY SO THE WEDDING WILL BE TOMORROW
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Cambodia: This is a nice fake marri-
Me: *covers her mouth* SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OKAY NOW SHUT UP
Priest: Do you, Maria Clara de la Cruz, take Alfred to be your-
Me: I
DON'T
JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJ
START THE PARTY!!!
Everyone: WOOO!!!
America: wtf
this was fake all along
Singapore: YUP
HAHAHAHAH
Some countries: *throws themselves into the cake*
*eats cake*
Mexico: DAFUQ THIS IS POOP
Laos: EWWWWWWW!
Some female countries: *munching on the flower bouquet*
Some countries: *dancing to weird songs* *twerking*
Me: BEST WEDDING EVER *tears of joy*
BINABASA MO ANG
Ask or Dare Philippines (Book 2)
RandomThis is the second book of Ask or Dare Philippines, since the maximum of chapters is 200 and the first book has already reached that limit.
