Dare by: DN_Yeah
Singapore: uuuuggggghhhh why do i have to come
Me: To enhance your social skills.
Singapore: I already have enough friends lah...
Me: BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Singapore: So? I don't need one anyway.
Me: JUST DO IT, WILL YOU?
Singapore: Fine, whatever lah.
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Singapore: are you serious
my date is the IDIOT?
China: you didn't tell me that my date is the girl who keeps calling me an idiot *looks at Japan*
Japan: Gomen... it was Firi's idea.
Me: hey at least Singy doesn't hate you. In fact, she admires you.
I hate you
China: thanks
Japan: Why do you two hate each other so much?
Me: He keeps thinking he's the only one who owns Spratly -_- And he seriously likes to take over seas that belong to others, and not to him. And he eats dogs. And I heard that he eat babies. And he makes lots of fake stuff, too.
China: *stands up* Okay. First of all, I never wanted to take over seas and land that don't belong to me. I'm just doing it on the behalf of my boss' orders. Second, I don't eat dogs, only my people do. And besides, the Yulin Dog festival has already been cancelled anyway. And I definitely do NOT eat babies. Third, I didn't make those fake stuff, my people did. FOURTH, and last but not least, you should remember that I was the one who took care of you when you were still a child and I never even tried to colonize you. We were close and you thought of me as a big brother or a father until you started hating me because those things that I never even wanted to do.
Me, Japan, and Singapore: ....
Singapore: Well, he's right lah.
Japan: I have to agree.
Me: ...*clears throat* Sorry, Kuya China. I never knew that.
China: That's fine, at least you apologized.
Singapore: Can we go now?
Me: WE JUST ARRIVED!
Singapore: Oh... right. We haven't eaten yet. WHERE'S THE F**KING MENU?!
Me: Here! *hands her the menu* You don't have to yell!
Singapore: I apologize for my profanity.
Now...
Can you two kiss
Me and Japan: ?!
Singapore: KISS OR I'M LEAVING!
Me: *kisses Japan on the cheek* There!
Singapore: *sighs* Forget it.
BINABASA MO ANG
Ask or Dare Philippines (Book 2)
RandomThis is the second book of Ask or Dare Philippines, since the maximum of chapters is 200 and the first book has already reached that limit.
