Dare: Spend a day with the Nordics

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Dare by: ianaverse03

Finland: I can't wait for Christmas!

Me: I know right! It's like, my favorite holiday!

Sweden: Why are you two talking about Christmas this early? It's three months away....

Iceland: Hey Philippines, you live near Hong Kong, right?

Me: Yes, why?

Iceland: nothing

Me: Okay...

Iceland: What are those two fighting about, by the way?

Norway: I SAW HER FIRST!

Denmark: WHO CARES! SHE'S MINE!

Norway: YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MET ME IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, DITT EPLE!

Denmark: *GASPS* HOW DARE YOU CUSS TO ME IN NORWEGIAN, YOU PIKHOVED!

Norway: BRENN I HELVETE!

Denmark: HOLD K'FT, SVANS!

Norway: FITTETRYNE!

Denmark: FORPULEDE ROVHUL!

Norway: FAEN TA DEG!

Denmark: PIKANSJOS!

Finland: Erm, guys... Piri is off to a date with Sweden.

Norway and Denmark: WHAT?!

Norway: I'M GONNA RUIN IT

Denmark: I'M GETTING THERE FIRST

Both: *runs*

Finland and Iceland:

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*awkward silence*

Iceland: *stares*....

Finland: What?

Iceland: Aren't you jealous too?

Finland: Why should I be? I only like Philippines as a friend...

Iceland: I don't mean Philippines. You love Sweden, don't you?

Finland: N-no! A-as a friend only!

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