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AH, GOOD OLD 90'S NICK. WHERE DID YOU GO? WE NO LONGER HAVE THE JOYS OF GOOD OLD CLASSIC CARTOONS THAT HAVE MEANING, SUCH AS "HEY ARNOLD" KIDS THESE DAYS WILL NEVER KNOW HOW SAD IT IS TO NOT KNOW YOUR OWN PARENTS, AND WHAT ABOUT "AS TOLD BY GINGER" KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE BACK-STABBED BY YOUR BESTFRIEND OR TO BE DUMPED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND. KIDS THESE DAYS ARE BEING GIVIN CARTOONS LIKE "PIG, GOAT, BANANA, CRICKET" WHICH IN MY OPINION HAS NO MEANING TO IT. AND "HARVEY BEAKS" ONCE AGAIN A NEW NICKTOON THAT HAS NO DEEPER MEANING. IN MY OWN PERSONAL OPINION NICKELODEON STARTED TO SUCK RIGHT AFTER THEY SHUT DOWN THE NICKELODEON ANIMATION STUDIOS IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA. I MISS "THE WILD THORNBERRYS" I MISS "ANGRY BEAVERS" HECK, I EVEN MISS "REN AND STIMPY". MY FAVORITE NICKTOON OF ALL TIME WAS, AND STILL IS, "DOUG" I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT THAT CARTOON THAT GIVES ME THE FEELS. THE DEEPEST EPISODE TO ME WAS "DOUG TIPS THE SCALE" WHEN HE GETS OVERWEIGHT WHEN HE RETURNS FROM A WEEK AT HIS GRANDMA'S HOUSE, AND HE FEELS VERY UPSET ABOUT HIS BODY BECAUSE ON OF HIS FRIENDS WAS HAVING A POOL PARTY THAT WEEK AND HE WANTED TO LOOK IN HIS BEST SHAPE. HE BEGINS A VERY EXTREME WORKOUT AND BY THE TIME OF THE POOL PARTY, HE GETS BACK TO HIS ORIGINAL WEIGHT, BUT HE STILL FEELS LIKE HE SHOULD LOSE MORE, NICKELODEON WAS BASICALLY IMPLYING THAT HE WAS BECOMING ANOREXIC. HE GOES TO THE PARTY AND NOTICES THAT NOBODY IS SWIMMING AND HE NOTICE THAT HE'S NOT THE ONLY ON UPSET ABOUT HIS LOOKS AND THAT IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT IN SOME WAY. SO HE SUCKS IT UP, TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF AND GOES SWIMMING, THEN EVERYONE ELSE BASICALLY IS JUST LIKE "SCREW IT" AND THEY ALL JUMP INTO THE POOL. CARTOONS DON'T HAVE THAT DEEPER MEANING BECAUSE KIDS HAVE GOTTEN SO USED TO THE JUNK THEY GREW UP WITH, THAT ANYTHING THEY PUT IN THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS IS "WEIRD" AND "UNCOOL".
THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT HAS COME ABOUT NICK SINCE 2001 IS "THE SPLAT" WHICH IS GOING TO BE A BLOCK OF PROGRAMMING ON TEENNICK FROM LIKE 10-6. ME AND BASICALLY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WAS HOPING FOR IT TO BE A WHOLE CHANNEL DEDICATED TO THE 90'S. THEY SHOULD JUST GET RID OF TEENNICK BECAUSE THERE ONLY RUNNING SHOW JUST ENDED AND THEY ONLY SHOW RE-RUNS OF EARLY 2000 SHOWS LIKE "ZOEY 101" AND "DRAKE AND JOSH" WHICH ARE THE BEST SHOWS FROM THE EARLY 2000 ERA.
THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS RANT, I PROBABLY WILL EDIT THIS AND ADD MORE IN THE FUTURE BUT I CAN'T REALLY THINK OF ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT. #THESPLATISCOMING
