This spell will ensure that your face is very sexy!!! xxx
Utensils/Ingredients
One clean damp hot towel
One dry towel
One real rough onion
One bottle of natural fluid
Spell
Rub your skin with the onion until your skin looks a bit green and is greener.
Wrap (not rap) your damp towel around on your area aka face and leave it to cool but take it away before nippieness
Put fluid on the largest finger you have on your right hand. Massage it in the shape of an onion please.
Dry with the second towel aka the dryest one and then you need to say:
"Farquaad, goddess of beauty, bless me with your courtious gift of green skin and a bit of a kind heart. SHREK SO HELP ME."
The End.! xxx
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