Tori: IM HOME!
England: *throws book at me* no one cares!
Denmark: *hugs me* shhhhhh it's ok my child
England: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HER PARENT?!
Denmark: SINCE SHE SHIPED ME AND NORWAY NOW SHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE EYEBROWS ARE DISTURBING THE PEACE!
England: *stomps away*
Tori: thanks Dadmark
Denmark: *flies away with Norgay*
Norway: dafuq Denmark
(A/N) Sooooo I am now the child of DenNor...... *edits that into bio thing* *walks away* (reason is because I am Danish and I have family in both Norway and Denmark XD)
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Hetalia CRACK
HumorThis is what happens when everyone eats pasta, that's all I have to say