England: Hello everyone, welcome to Cooking With England! I'm your host, England! So today we are gonna make something simple for the beginners watching
*at home*
America: OH WE'RE BEGINNERS?!
Canada: A-America sit back down, I-I can't see the TV
*back to England*
England: so today we will be making scones! So first you want to *blah blah blah I don't know how to make scones* Then you want to put them in the oven at 100 degrees *puts scones in the oven*
SpongeBob guy: five minutes later
England: *still waiting*
SpongeBob guy: 2 hours later
England: *takes burnt scones out* perfect! And now we have our taste tester, France!
France: *tries one* *barfs it up* England these are the the worst scones I've ever tasted! There worst than America's cooking!
*back home*
America: *struggling against Canada to punch the TV*
*back to the show*
England: *goes to the corner and cries*
Tori: *pats England* there there Iggy
(A/N) so that happened. Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed it! I like updating! It's fun to write this! We'll see you all soon!
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