Hetalia CRACK

Why?

America: hey England! Why do you love tea?
England: because I like tea, is there really a reason?
America: why?
England: because tea tastes good (when it's not on fire)
America: why?
England: *getting a little pissed* because it's tea and I'm British?
America: why?
England: *pissed* America stop asking stupid questions
America: why?
England: because I said so!
America: why?
England: *officially pissed off to the point of killing someone* AMERICA I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
America: why? *has had a poker face on the whole time surprisingly*
England: *runs out of the room*
America: and that Tori, is what happens when England is pissed *bursts out laughing*
Tori: *recoreded the whole thing* thanks America!
England: *comes back with gun*
America: SHIT! *runs*
Tori: *hides*
England: GET BACK HERE YOU WANKER!!! *chases America*

(A/N) ok so I'm bored and decided to write this. This is what I do when I'm bored. I just think of something fun that would happen in Hetalia and make a new part. Hope you enjoyed!