Zodiacs

Signs As Things I Heard In The Hallway

Aries: " Omg they were having sex and his dick popped, they still finished though" (This one I can't even explain)

Taurus: " Shove a pineapple up his ass, problem solved"

Gemini: " That teacher is bangin"

Cancer: " BITCHHHHhhhhh! I love you"

Leo: "This slut needs to get the fuck outta this school"

Virgo: " Move the fuck out of my way you asshole"

Libra: (This was actually said by my libra friend ) " SHE SLIDES AROUND LIKE A SNAIL ON HER LUBE! That makes a lot of sense"

Scorpio: " AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU ALWAYS GET KICKED IN THE BALLS!"

Sagittarius: " Don't step on my blanket, my blanket, not yours"

Capricorn: " I hate all of you"

Aquarius: " FUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOUUUU LOCKER! "

Pisces: " I WALKED INTO THE GUYS BATHROOM AND THE GUY CUSSED ME OUT IN SPANISH BECAUSE I SAW HIS ASS"