Aries: why would an Aries interact with a child
Taurus: hey, buddy! where's your mommy? yeah? where's- NO GET THE FUCK OFF ME I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HUG
Gemini: substitutes swear words for words like fudge, heckaroo, poop, etc.
Cancer: omg awwwwww so cute! oh my god oh mY GOD OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE
Leo: oh god a small human
Virgo: is that a fucking gremlin
Libra: like interacting with a puppy; wants 12 immediately as soon as the child leaves
Scorpio: hey, when's your birthday? (mentally calculates when the child was conceived)
Sagittarius: ew go wash your hands they're so sticky where are your parents
Capricorn: laughs and interacts with them, but as soon as they leave, reaffirms the fact that they will never have a child
Aquarius: pretends to be dead so child will play with them, then grabs them and tickles them
Pisces: has a look of disgust during the entire interaction
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Zodiacs
De TodoJust zodiac things.Basically just things about the Zodiacs stories and scenarios. I basically just get these things from tumblr