The Signs Comical New Years Resolutions

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Aries:Stop being so ready to beat someone's ass

Taurus:Humble myself more and act like I don't know everything...even though I think I know everything

Gemini:Pay more attention to when someone is not interested in my conversation

Cancer:Saying "f*ck" less

Leo:Bring my bossiness down a little, just a little.

Virgo:Mind my facial expressions so people don't feel stupid when talking to me

Libra:Talk a little lower so people don't think I've been drinking loud juice all day

Scorpio:Smile more, kill with kindness...even though I don't like them

Sagittarius:Mind my mouth...haha, who am I kidding?

Capricorn:Stop thinking I'm better than people...sigh

Aquarius:Having better relationships with people who claim they care but act like THEY'RE too busy

Pisces:Not being so harsh on others when they don't do what I want them to do..when I want them to do it

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