"Jeremy Kyle... I would like you to meet my brothers. Brian, Damon and Marty!" ... Silence. "Damon here is a hacker. He can hack into literally anything. Next we have Brian." Dylan was interrupted by Jeremy. "Wait wait wait... why do we need a hacker?" he asked. Dylan giggled. "It will take him only one day hack into the system and gain access to all Government files. Maybe they know something, but they have bigger problems than a chicken raping 50 year old men... Problem?" Jeremy shook his head. "Just continue." Dylan started explaining again. "Brian here will be able to supply us with some guns... As you already know, Jeremy, I only have 1 gun which is super old now and a piece of shit. So we will both need some firearm... You keepin' up?" Jeremy nodded. "Good. next we have Marty. He'll be able to lend us some money, for all the firearm that Brian will supply for us. He owns several strip clubs around London."
Jeremy Kyle laughed.
"Dylan... I am a fucking millionaire. I have my own show. I can afford all the guns I need... We're just wasting time..." he replied. Dylan stared at him for a couple of seconds and finally said. "Alright then bro, looks like we won't be needing you for that job..." Dylan said, clearly not wanting to offend his brother. "Let me think of some other job... How about... No that's stupid. I know! A... no that's lame..."
"Man fuck you!" Marty said, leaving the room.
"Is everything alright, sweetie?" A girl entered, a couple of seconds after Marty burst out of the room. "Diana! Perfect timing! I would like to introduce you to a dear friend of mine... Meet Jeremy. Jeremy, meet Diana, the woman carrying my baby!"
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Jeremy Kyle: Revenge
ActionJeremy Kyle gets home late from work one night and finds his fridge and freezer empty. The walk to the nearby 24/7 supermarket changes his life forever... This story is written in 2 perspectives. The protagonist Jeremy Kyle, and his good friend Dy...
