One Wild Ride

Cheesy Jokes...

Hello people of Wattpad!! (Well at least the people who are reading this...)

I was browsing the internet... And I stumbled upon cheesy jokes... Don't ask me why.. I was bored all right! Ya ok I'm wierd...

But I figured I'd share some. They were just so stupid it was funny! Well I laughed so now you can laugh with me!

Here's my favorite ones:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"

Ok that last one was pretty stupid but it reminded me of a Community quote that I just have to share! (This ones for you, Phooka!)

''I may not have my right arm, but I am armed with whats right!''

So if you still don't watch that show after my last entry then SHAME!

Ok.. enough with the wierd stuff... Well it's me so I'm not sure that's possible:P

Ok I lied about the wierd stuff...

I was in class yesterday and I don't know what I was thinking of but I just started laughing to myself, it was pretty random... I'm just thinking how wierd I must look to people right now! But haven't you ever done that? Laughed to youself just out of the blue (Ha I love that saying!)? Well I bet you have!

Alright, I guess thats it... Sorry that was so wierd...

Well,

Bye!