Jackson High (On Hold)

Chapter 1: Dumbasses

THE BRITISH FUCK UP! :D

Chapter 1: Dumbasses (Edited by elb055)

Hello, When you opened this book I'll bet you thought it was gonna be all about a high school named Jackson, and some british fellow that fucked up. Right? Well if you did then you are the biggest DUMBASS EVER! Cause I'm sure there is a brief description of this book on the damn DESCRIPTION if you even cared to read it.

Anyways enough of that..... Hi, my name is Jackson Fitzherbert I'm the british fellow that you thought fucked up. Now I'll be honest I did fuck up more than once, and my mum wont let me forget it. One of my biggest F ups was getting kicked out of the UK. Yeah I got kicked out for doing sone stupid crap, so mum and I had to move to America. I'm 17 by the way. I go to some high school in North Carolina. I don't really care about the name of it so im just gonna call it Hell. 

The first day I started Hell I was bombarded by chicks. They were all over me, I literally couldnt see anything a foot in front of me without some girl wanting to know who I was. It must have been my exceedingly handsome looks and good charms cause I even had teachers on me. Anyway when I walked into my first period i saw this awesome chick with an amazing rack. Now me being a complete dumbass and not knowing that it was the GODDAMN TEACHER. I went up to her. "Helloooo Baby! Aren't you looking nice? I dont think ive seen a girl with a rack that good a size." Quite a charmer aren't I? I earned a slap and a lecture in front of everybody, though every guy that saw what happened told me I was awesome. I'll learn to ask next time. 

You know whats the worst part about Hell? There are too many slutty girls. I mean for real I had seven girls come up to me and say "Hey hun you wanna come over tonight? Bet you dont have girls like me in London do you?" I answered as politely as possible, "HELL NO!! I just got here why the fuck would I want to come over to your house?!? And I didn't live in London I lived in Wales and there were girls there just like you! Maybe better but just like you!" They all turned around and walked away pissed after I said that.

The day went on slowly after the last girl who came up to me, until I met Benjamin. Benjamin is an 18 year old who has effed almost every girl in hell with the exception of a few who are nerds. He heard about my little situation with Mrs. Zanderfield and I have to say he was impressed. "Hey! You! British dude!" he called.

"Who me?" i asked.

Ben rolled his eyes "Do you see any other british guy here? Yes you! Heard what you did to Mrs.Zanderfield I applaud you man. Not one of us woulda been man enough to do what you did."

Word gets around fast. "Yeah well I'm man enough to do a lotta things."

Ben looked at me wierdly, " Yeah? Like what?"

He actually looked interested so I said, "Welllll considering i got my ass booted out of the UK and can never show my face there again, lets just say I've done a lot."