Tony Stark: Shit
Capsicle: Shit Is the right word, Stark
(Btw this was before aou)
Tony stark: Stay cool stay calm...*screams internally* WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEE
Hammer guy: Shhh someone is coming
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Bruce Banner had a long day in the lab, trying to properly calm down after the fight. I wonder what Tony Is doing now He thought and wandered to the infirmity to see the two agents, only to find the rest of the team kneeling at the door peerking into the door with earphones on and a face of fanscination as if the world's greatest secret is revealed to them and they were close to vomiting rainbows.
"Guys. What. Do. You. Think. You. Are. Doing? We are recovering from a fight, we don't have time for this..."Bruce started, but no one seemed to be listening to him and is trying to Shhh him.
"For this blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah! BLAH BLAH BLAH ARE YOU LISTENING?" Bruce was shouting by now, and it was a wonder how he kept the Hulk in place.
"Yes, we're listening, Brucie," A familiar female voice said from behind, her words laced with venom.
"But they aren't,"Another male voice said with a small smirk.
The entrance of the infirmity was filled with the sound of screaming. Yes, you can imagine 3 big ass grown man, one god, one billionaire and one super soldier who are all supposed to be manly af screaming like little girls.
[A very painful beating later...]
Tony stark: Hey we didn't scream, we shouted and we shouted very manly!
[Sir, would you like me to play the audio of your very manly shouting?]
Hammer guy, Capsicle and Tony Stark:
HELL N-
[Plays audio of:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH DON'T KILL ME I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE. CAP YOU'RE OVER HUNDRED YEARS OLD STOP BEING A DRAMA QUEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH PLEASE HAVE MERCY SPIDEY?
AAAAAAAAAÀÁÃÅÂÄĀ BROTHER HELP MEEE]
Birdie: Honestly I think that's the highest pitch scream I heard in my life, you guys have good vocal chords
Capsicle: just shut up already, we're in the infirmity because of you guys...
Natasha: Well it wasn't exactly our fault that some genius decided to spy on us
*everyone glares at Tony*
Tony Stark: Wasn't my idea!
Loki: yeah as if
............
Everyone: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?
Loki: *shrugs* Thor was screaming bloody murder I wanted to watch the movie
Hammer guy: YOU CAME FOR ME BROTHER
Loki: Um no I came for the drama and shits and giggles
Tony Stark: Typical...
Birdie: Tasha, shouldn't we do something about an ex-wannabeking who almost destroyed new york hacking into a SHIELD chatroom?
[Eyepatch is online]
Eyepatch: No need for that agent Barton.
Capsicle: um sir *trying not to giggle*
Natasha: sup boss *grins*
Birdie: nobody say anything now...*collapse on chair*
Eyepatch: wut?
[Several muffled laughter later]
Eyepatch: STARK YOU CHANGE THIS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL TELL ROGERS ABOUT YOUR POSTERS
Tony Stark: You have absolutely no chill Eyepatch
[Eyepatch is changed to Furious]
Tony Stark: hehe
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A/N: hullo people so now Loki appeared! Yay! Okay but seriously Tony is pushing the line with both ClintaSha and Fury, its a wonder he's not dead yet
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Avengers chatroom/Facebook
HumorSteve Rogers: I don't think a chatroom is a good idea™, Tony Tony Stark: √√ Read, just now 14:35 Hence the avengers chatroom was born
