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The mystery that is Tony Stark

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[Natasha is online]

[Birdie is online]

<Capsicle> 

Hello guys! Where's Tony and Thor?

<Birdie> 

Thor have some weird thing about alien elves and his girlfriend, he's off in Asgard 

<Natasha>

Stark, well you should ask his best buddie

<Science Bro!>

I don't even know, he's been acting very weird lately. 

<Capsicle>

What kind of weird? Like bonkers weird, drunk weird, serious worth-worrying weird, sad weird?

<Birdie>

That's a lot of "weird", Cap

<Natasha>

Coz he is full of weird. Someone frozen in an ice cube for years? If that's not weird i don't know what is

<Science Bro!>

ANYWAYS, there isn't any rock music played, he's always muttering something under his breath every rare time I saw him and most importantly, he has been locking himself in his working room every minute, refusing even cheeseburger!

<Everybody>

*le dramatic gasp*

<Natasha>

Tony 

<Birdie> 

Stark

<Capsicle>

refusing

<Loki>

Loki?

<Capsicle> 

What the hell Loki go away, do some evil things like planning to destroy the world, don't interrupt us

<Loki>

Always so welcoming

<Birdie>

ANYWAAAAYS, how could that be possible? I mean, last time he almost bought the whole world's supply of cheeseburger if the government didn't stop him

<Science Bro!>

Exactly, that's why it's so weird

<Natasha>

Ooooh I know, maybe...

<Capsicle, Science Bro! and Birdie>

Maybe what?

<Natasha>

Maybe someone came up to him and he suddenly remembered every bad thing he did and how much a dick he is

<Birdie>

*snorts* If i was him and suddenly remembered every bad thing i did I would feel so horrible that I will rock back and forth in the dark corner

<Science Bro!>

This is like trying to explain atoms and molecules to little kids, worst than that, maybe

<Capsicle>

Considering how much time you spent with Tony I think we would seem really mature in comparison