1. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
2. Ask him which care bear maimed him
3. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
4. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals
5. Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas.
6. Ask him what its like having a wife that knows more about cars then he does.
7. Wonder aloud why he has the crappist car out of all the Cullens, and that in the end even Bella has a better car then him.
8. Ask him why he and Rose are only married sometimes, when he says thats because they need to pretend their younger then they are sigh and say 'thats not what Rose told me'
9. Steal his jeep and paint it pink
10. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
11.Tell him Barney doesn't exist
12. Remind him he has the least fangirls
13. Ask him how he feels as always being the youngest.
14. Stick a Hug Me sign on his back.
15. Steal his teddy bear; tell him to hug himself.
16. Tell him he has grizzly stuck inbetween his teeth.
17. Tell one of Rosalie's admirerers that she has a crush on him, and get him to surprise kiss her... right infront of Emmett.
18. Make the grizzly's extinct.
19. Challenge him to an arm wrestling contest.
20. Tell him a real boyfriend would fix his girlfriend's car, and not the other way around.
21. Watch him mess up Rosalie's car.
22. Videotape her reaction.
23. Post it on youtube
24. Tell him Rose is cheating on him with Edward.
25. Tell Rose he's cheating on her with Alice.
26.In front of Rosalie say " Emmett, last night was so fun. we should do it again sometime."
27. Constantly remind him Rose was supposed to be with Edward.
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