Can I Consider Your Love As A Daily Transaction? | Jelsa Fan fic

Hang Out. Wooh #2

Jack's POV

10:15am

There's still no professor.

"Ugh. Can we just go home?" Merida complained.

"We haven't met all our professors. Plus, it's only second period. Other professors might show up." I explained.

"But I'm too lazy." She groaned.

Gosh this girl is really annoying. But she's fun. I guess I'll have to get used to that.

"You're not the only one Merida." I said, jokingly.

She punched my for no reason. Seriously, why does she like punching my arm? If she's going to punch some arms, she better do it to Choji. He's chubby and I'm skinny. My boned might get broken if she keeps doing that to me.

"Would you please stop the punching?!" I demanded, annoyingly. Well, who wouldn't be?!

"I don't know."

"Manierism again?" I raised a brow and I kinda know that it was manierism again.

She nodded. I didn't think that Manierism would go that far. I only thought that it only affects in your face. I don't know.

"You can go and go outside now. But don't go home." Our president, Eadlyn, said.

"Wooohh." I heard Merida and Elsa shouted. As well as the other students.

I went outside with Merida and waited for Elsa and her friend, Hiccup. The cool guy.

I saw Elsa with Hiccup, laughing together.

"Whatcha laughing at?" I asked.

"Nothing Isabela. We're just laughing." She explained. For the last time. I am not Isabela.

"Just laughing?"

"Just laughing." She nodded.

I approached Merida. "What's the number for the mental hospital?" After that, Elsa punched my arm. Seriously. What is wrong you women?!

"OW! You know, I could get killed by just Merida's punch. Seriously, what is wrong with you women?! Do we look like punching bags?!"

"Well we aren't some vibrators or some dildos but you men like to have sex with us women. How is that any different?" She asked.

"The differences are 1. We don't use dildos because those are for women. 2. I don't like porn."

"Look me in the eye and tell me porn doesn't turn you on." She pulled my collar.

"Porn doesn't turn me on."

"Oooh. Too bad Elsa, Jackie doesn't watch porn." Merida laughed.

"Don't mind Elsa. She just got that line from 'Looking For Alaska'. You know, bookworm thing." Hiccup said.

"You are?" Merida asked.

"Hiccup. Nice to meet you milady." Hiccup bowed.

"Dude, no need to be formal about it." I said.

"And you must be Jack. Elsa's little---"

"Friend. My little friend." Little friend?

"Okay. I don't believe that he was supposed to say friend because obviously, I am more taller than you."

Awkward silence.

Merida cracked up and her eyes when teary.

"Oh man. Come on. Let's just go." Merida said.