How To Use The F Word

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HOW TO USE THE F WORD

1. Dismay - Oh I fuck it.

2. Aggression - Fuck you.

3. Passive - Fuck me.

4. Command - Go fuck yourself.

5. Incompetence - He's a fuck up.

6. Laziness - He's a fuck off.

7. Ignorance - He's a fucking jerk.

8. Trouble - I guess I'm fucked now.

9. Confusion - What the fuck?

10. Dispair - Fucked again.

11. Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?

12. Denial - You ain't fucking me.

13. Rebellion - Fuck the world.

14. Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt.

15. Fraud - I got fucked by my insurance agent.

16. Difficulty - I can't understand this fucking business.

17. Identification - Who the fuck are you?

18. Ugliness - You're a bumb looking fuck.

19. Agreement - You're fucking right.

20. Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favours.

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