5sos Slut

Living with 5sos

After spending majority of my time unpacking I bring my favourite teddy bear with me and sit myself inbetween Calum and Ashton on the couch.

"Ooo, what's this I see?" Calum glances sideways at Mr Snuggles but just before he's about to pick it up, Ashton lunges forward and snatches the teddy bear right out of my lap.

"Hey, give him back!" I jump off the couch and chase Ashton, begging him to return Mr Snuggles safely into my arms.

"No way! We're having too much fun!" He laughs before running right into Michael.

"Ashton what are you doing?! Give Jayleen back her teddy bear!" Michael crosses his arms and glares at Ashton like an angry father.

Ashton looks back at me disappointedly as I sick my tongue out at him and smile happily at Michael.

"Never!" Ashton laughs, trying to get past Michael, but Michael stops him and gives me back my precious Mr Snuggles.

"Ashton go and sit in the naughty corner." Michael gives him a disapproving look, pointing him in the direction of a nearby corner.

I thank Michael and happily hug Mr Snuggles. Suddenly Luke comes out of nowhere, rips my teddy bear out of my hands and holds it at a ridiculously unreachable height.

"Jump, Jayleen!" Calum instructs me from his spot on the couch.

"But I'm a short ass!" I complain, trying to reach up for my beloved Mr Snuggles.

"No, babe, you're a tight ass." Michael smirks as he grabs my butt and squeezes it.

"That sounds funny." Ashton giggles from the corner.

"Ash, you're a werid ass." Calum speaks up.

"And you're a dumb ass, Cal." Luke laughs as he throws my teddy bear at Calum.

"Hey shut up Luke!" Calum angrily tells him off.

"Yeah you're being a real Jackass!" Michael laughs at Luke.

"But I'm Luke! I'm a Luke ass! Luke pouts.

"I'm a jigglypuff ass!" Ashton giggles and everybody laughs, even though it dosen't make sense.

A/N: We all knew this question would come around...

Who do you ship?

Jashton?

Mayleen?

Juke?

Or

Cayleen?