Hey, I'm seanna. Beware this is my first book, and YES this is a porno. I'm not going to be like the other ass wipes who drag you on, make you look at the book, then friggen say "You're a pervert, I'd never write porn." Ya well... It turns out I'm different from those people, cause i am going to write porn lol.
Well hear it goes.
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"Please, Niki! Please! I'm only asking you this once, please go on this date. I'm only asking this one time I swear!"
"Yeah, that's what you said last time, about mole face." I explain, making a duck face.
Okay, the thing about my best friend is that she always assumes that I'm going to do everything for her. I mean she's not wrong. I would die for her if she asked. It's just she, never asks first. She just says "oh... Ya she'll love to go out with your friend. 'Oh... You may want to mention, to her not to mention his mole' yeah, sure, okay no problem." Yeah, well it is a problem.
Especially when that persons mole is right on the tip of their nose, with a long ass hair growing off of a smaller mole attached to that one.
So yes, I now have problems excepting blind dates when my friend makes them.
"Okay, fine," I whin. "But, he better be as hot as you claim he is. " I pout.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She squeals. Jumping up and down while holding my arm. "And he is so sexy, like Channing Tatum sexy."
I widen my eyes, and fake shock. "Oh my god! Melanie! You messed his name up!"
"Oh, sorry. Channing Tatyum." She giggles.
"Thats better." I grin.
We leave and go to the mall to buy a new comfortable and sexy dress for tonight.
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Sorry, it's so short I just wanted to get to the date, already.
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The "one" night stand
RomansLots and lots of sex. But, I'm thinking of adding a story line to it. Like fifty shades of gray. Beware; this is my first book. Comment, like tell me what you think. Please be honest.
