(So Freddy and the gang are eating pizza for some reason and mike is watching porn on the tablet for some reason so it's just a normal day to them)
Chica: How's the pizza everyone!
Freddy: I never knew I could be allergic to pizza...BWAAAAARG!!! (Vomits)
Bonnie: That's immature!
Foxy: Isn't Bonnie usually t' one who's stupid...ish?
Bonnie: (slams face on the table)
Freddy: Really Bonnie?
Bonnie: YES REALLY IS VERY!!!
Freddy: Umm...not too sure what you said there but...ok.
Mike: This porn is great! :3
Marionette: Umm...I didn't need to hear that...
Mike: Why are you even here?!?!
Marionette: To kill you.
Mike: MOTHER FU-
SSSCCCCRRRREEEEEAAAAAMMMM!!!!
(Marionette flies away with pixelated shades on)
Author: WAIT!!! The title says GOLDEN FREDDY not The Marionette!
Developer: Oh SOOOOOORYYYYYY!!!
Author: *sighs* Rewind the story then!
Developer: FINE!!!
Time machine thing: WITISIFIUTTYLEIYSIYYFFUUCCCJJDDUUSUDUDDYYOYHDYYYDODHCCHCHUDDDOYUHDODOYYDDYDLYDOYDYDDOYYODOYSYDODOY.....
(Back at the beginning)
Chica: How's the pizza everyone!
Freddy: I never knew I could be allergic to pizza...BWAAAAARG!!! (Vomits)
Bonnie: That's immature!
Foxy: Isn't Bonnie usually t' one who's stupid...ish?
Bonnie: (slams face on the table)
Freddy: Really Bonnie?
Bonnie: YES REALLY IS VERY!!!
Freddy: Umm...not too sure what you said there but...ok.
Golden Freddy: WAZZAAAAAP!!
Chica: Wut?
(Golden Freddy uppercuts Chica with a pizza)
Bonnie: HEY YOU DON'T DO THAT TO MY GIRLFR- *zap*
(Goldie zapped Bonnie with a gender changing gun)
Goldie: MUHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Bonnie: *I hate you*
Foxy: OH MY GOSH IM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY!!!
Bonnie: O_o (Hides upper area with a shirt because he doesn't wear a shirt)
Foxy: IMA CALL YOU BONBON!!!
Bonbon: NO! DON'T!!!
Foxy: HA! THE AUTHOR IS ALREDY CALLING YOU BONBON!!!
Author: *lol* (sticks out tongue)
Bonbon: I...Hate...You...All!!!!
Bonbon: TURN ME BACK PLEASE!!!
Goldie: nope! (Disappears)
Bonbon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Author: So what do you think? Leave a comment saying how pathetic it was and you might just get a cool shoutout in the next chapter! And feel free to leave ideas too!!!
Bonbon: Change me back PLEASE!!!
Foxy: IM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY!!!
*the rest of this chapter is censored for your safety*
YOU ARE READING
FNAF in a cheese curl...
FanfictionThis is my first story so please go easy on me. What happenes when the fate of world of FNAF is left for comments to decide? Read to find out! I do not own FNAF,Scott Cawthon does. I do NOT own FNAF at all! Not even a 1,000,000'th of it!
