Interviews with the animatronics! (2nd try lol)

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BB: YAY WE GET TO DO THIS AGAIN!

Freddy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Foxy: Shut ter' fack ap Freddy.

Freddy: do us all a favor and DROP THE HORRIBLE ACCENT!

Author: I'm sorry, I failed at pie rat school..

Chica: Do you get free pie there??!?

Author: NO!

Mike: *sup*

Golden Freddy: *are we gonna do whatever or are you just going to kill BB over there*

Bonnie: Both?

Golden Freddy: *glares*

Bonnie: We'll leave the head for you!

Golden Freddy: *glares more*

Bonnie: Fine,I WON'T kill him.

Golden Freddy: *dissapears*

Freddy: Huh?

Bonnie: FOR GOD SAKES FREDDY! DROP IT BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND DROP IT ON THE FLOOR!

Freddy: *no response*

*About 10 minutes later everybody goes back to their room*

*12:00 mid-night*

Foxy: *listening to headphones* YOU USED TO CALL ME ON YOUR SHELLPHONE! *octodad lol*

BB: It's your lucky day Fox!

Foxy: NOOOOOOOO *tries to throw a Chica plush toy at BB but it misses and flies out of Pirates Cove*

Chica: *plush hits her* Why does this always happen to me? ;-; *runs away*

BB: First question: What does the fox ACTUALLY say?

Foxy: F### off.

BB: YAY!

BB: Second question: do you hate Bonnie?

Foxy: Yes,he is a dirty,lying,selfish bunny who took MY chicken!

BB: You mean Chica?

Foxy: No! *starts to cry* MY CHICKEN MC'NUGGETS FROM MC'DONALDS! WHYYYYYYY LIFE!?!?

BB: Umm...ok? One last question: why did you bite that kid?

Foxy: I was hungry.

BB: Ok! the end! goodbye! :)

*Foxy kicks BB across the room*

BB: YAY!

Freddy: I ate another sticker.

Chica: *pulls out a gun* NOOOO FREDDY! *shoots freddy*

Freddy: *LLLLLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUDDDDDD FFFFFAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTT*

Bonnie: *flies out the window from the force of the fart* AAAAAAH! Thanks for having me! *flies away*

Chica: I'll eat a pizza!

Foxy: DONT DO IT!

Chica: I WILL!

Freddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *explodes*

Chica: *eats the pizza*

Foxy: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THE CHAPTER IS GONNA END NOW BECAUSE OF YOU!

Author: it was gonna end anyways.

Foxy: oh...Let the credits roll in!


Five Nights At Freddy's

Author-Author

Actual author-BonnieTehBunny

Bonnie-Bonnie

Chica-Chica

Foxy-Foxy

Freddy-Yogi Bear

BB-The real life small and fat version of BonnieTehBunny

Golden Freddy-My shadow

Mike-A shelf with a gun

Sticker-tape

Apples-Oranges

Is the chapter over yet?-Yes.














































Ok now it is.


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