Farmlife. With the Animatronics.

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Bonnie: Was this a last minute thought right here? FARMING?

Author: Actually...Yes. Do you like it?

Foxy: HELL YEAH!

BB: CAN I COME? HUH? HUH?

Author: NO! YOU ONLY EXIST WHEN YOU INTERVIEW THE ANIMATRONICS!

BB: Awww...Then can I watch it with you?

Author: Fine.

BB: YAY!

GF: How do we get there?

Chica: I'll give you a pizza if you teleport us all there.

Freddy: WE ARE ALL OUT OF DELICIOUS TENDER PIZZA!!

Chica: *passes out*

Bonnie: I'll catch you! *crash!* Never mind...

Freddy: LETS GO ALREDY!

Author: FINE! STOP CRYING FOXY!

Foxy: Bawnie stepted awn me tippy toe.. ;-;

Author: THEN YOU CAN SHIT UP. I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE BIT OF SHIT ABOUT IT.

Foxy: *sighs* This will be a long day...

*a bit later when they stole a farm from some random person.*

Foxy: OOH I WANNA EAT THAT! AND THAT AS WELL! AND I JUST WANNA KILL THAT! *points at Bonnie*

Bonnie: Yeah...But don't threaten somebody in a horse stable... *pushes Foxy into a horse resulting in being kicked HARD*

Freddy: So I plant these? *holds out seeds*

Author: Yes, They grow into a pla- *CRUNCH* FREDDY DON'T EAT THAT! I HAVE ONLY ONE PACKET! Too late...

Freddy: Tastes like cabbage.

Chica: I'm taking this cowboy hat and leaving. *walks away*

Freddy: Screw this. *grabs the author's book* HEY!

This story has been pulled to a halt due to multiple errors in the system. One of them was by humping the computer. *COUGH* GOUGH* *BONNIE* *COUGH* The other is by being in the wrong hands of Freddy Fazbear. Simply, equaling something bad without providing a single detail. We (I) are terribly sorry for the situation and wish you a Merry Christmas. Have a happy new year. The end.

Shelf: IMA SHOOT YOU WITH MA GUN!

This fictional character has been removed due to it's violent behavior containing guns and curse words. This story absolutely tolerates this but is being messed up due to system malfunctions. Goodbye. *explodes*

Shelf: Life just isn't fair... *disappears along with everything else.

Bonnie: NO REGERTS! *disappears*

Freddy: WHAT? *disappears*

Chica: PIZZAAAAH! *disappears*

Foxy: *no response* *disappears*

Author: Goodbye. *just walks away*

BB: WAIT YOU LEFT ME HERE! *explodes*

*THE END AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! SO PUMPED FOR 2016!*

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 15, 2015 ⏰

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