Hey, hey, hey!
It's Ryan the Ryster.
Beth and Julie are gonna kill me for saying that.
Well, here's my extremely "deep and excitingly horrifying background short".
I live in backcountry, where the streets are made of rocks and people my age are located about ten miles away from me.
My dad's a farmer and my mom's a waitress.
Yep, so, so typical.
But seriously you guys, us typical people ACTUALLY exist...
...MIND BLOWN!
But, yeah, I'm supposedly going to become a farmer, too.
Right after I marry Miss Taylor McRoy Chaplin, who lives exactly ten miles away from here.
She's the towns "Miss America" kind of.
But she's a complete biatch and she's just so full of herself. She doesn't understand that I just want to be A L O N E. I don't want a girl, especially a girl like her.
But my dad says she's rich, and my mom says she's pretty, so I HAVE to marry her.
This is like some old 100 year old novel, right?
Who even is being forced to get married right now anyways here in America???
Well, I am. I can't go anywhere due to the fact that I have to be a farmer my whole life!
Nobody wants to be a FREAKIN FARMER AT MY FREAKIN AGE, DAD!
NOBODY!
That's why, after meeting Julie and Beth here online I've decided to run away.
Why not.
It'll be fun.
Two girls who aren't looking for a guy. Just looking for a way out of these horrible disasters we call home. We're gonna go out into the world and just be free.
No farms.
No parents.
No Taylor girl.
Just the open world full of hope for us.
And maybe, there will be more like us.
Let's just add that in to make this more fun, eh?
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The Runaway Teens Club
Teen Fiction"And they were never seen again." ------------------------------------------------------ You can't just escape your problems, but people like Julie and Ryan and Beth all feel that they must try to. Yet by running away at night, and meeting a mysteri...
