Expect a lot of weird shit to happen in this chapter... I wrote this at like 1 in the morning don't expect anything to make sense ahaha... This chapter is going to pretty much portray my mind and how I think...
Welcome to my brain
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~America's POV~
Waking up to darkness is pretty much exactly like this:
A) fucking terrifying oh my god someone hold me
B) IGGY WHERE ARE YOUUUU
C) Where is the damn light switch
And then I hit my head against the ceiling.
I'm having a blast here. Why would I ever want to leave this satanic hellhole that has captured my precious iggy-boo?
So I couldn't stand which meant I couldn't walk. I guess I'll have to stick with crawling then. I was able to make it across to this little door thing, like from Alice In Wonderland. But just no bottles saying "Drink Me".
I opened the door and guess what?
More darkness.
Were these people so poor they couldn't even afford proper electricity? Shame.
After I crawled through the little hole I was in a much bigger room and there was a lot of hushed voices coming from further ahead. My curiosity got the better of me and I went further a little. As I inched closer I could make out little bits of their conversation.
"Shh quiet."
"I do whatever the bloody hell I want and we're getting out of here."
"Angleterre don't be rash we'll come up with a plan eventually."
"And when was the last time you thought of an actual successful plan?"
"That wounded me internally."
"Good."
What. It sounds like something Iggy and France would argue about- oh.
Heyyyyy I found themmmmm.
"Yo dudes! I totally just found you isn't that awesome? Such heroic deeds I know, no need to thank me." I made my grand entrance and took a bow. The two stared at me.
Many things happened at once.
Iggy fucking pounced on me.
France did a little twirl thing and looked like he was on the verge of tears.
Iggy continued to yell at me, but I ignored him.
France was still twirling.
"Mon dieu! I zhought I was going to have to deal wizh zhat Angleterre until we find zhe rest!" France happily said, while still twirling.
"YOU BLOODY GIT WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU I WAS SO SCARED AND WORRIED OH GOD DONT DO THAT AGAIN OR IM TAKING AWAY YOUR ACTION FIGURES AM I UNDERSTOOD?" I think something broke inside of me when he said that...
"Okay, dude, bro, bruh, Iggy, calm down. No need to threaten my action figures." I patted his back reassuringly and gave France a what-the-hell-happened? look. He shrugged.
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