My Perfect Somebody (PruCan)BoyxBoy

Prologue

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Prologue~

So much paperwork was stacked on top of Germany's desk. He had to deal with work and Italy, but now he has his bruder, Gilbert, to worry about too. He placed his index and thumb on the bridge of his nose and sighed deeply.

All of a sudden, a loud "HEY VEST!" came out of no where, causing him to sigh in annoyance, knowing exactly who it was.

Prussia ran into Germany's home office screaming, "Zhe awesome me is here vith my awesome presence to make your life more awesome, and I know you velcome zhe awesome me vith open arms!!!"

"Bruder I vould be very glad if you don't shout in my house," Germany stated while greeting his elder brother.

"Oh come on Vest!" Prussia exclaimed, throwing his arm around Germany's shoulder. "I know you can't ignore zhe awesome me's presence."

"Anyvays... I'll show you vhere you'll be living," Germany explained. Prussia used to be a country until it dissolved and now he has no where to go. Of course he had no where to stay either so he asked his younger brother if he could stay at his house. Germany led Prussia to the basement.

Germany opened the basement door slowly as Prussia's eyes opened in anticipation. His eyes drooped down when he saw the "beautiful" room he was going to stay in.

"Is zhis really how you treat your awesome bruder?! By making him sleep in zhe basement?!" Prussia gasped when looking upon the horrid sight of spiders and cobwebs. Dust polluting the area, and yes, it looked like an old and worn out haunted house.

"Yes Bruder. I expect you to behave. You should be grateful I'm even letting you stay here."

Prussia scowled at the basement as if he had a grudge against it. He looked at Germany with pleading eyes but received an expressionless stare back beckoning him to go in. Slowly, Prussia reluctantly started to walk down the dusty and old stairs, leading to the dark and uncomfortable looking area.

He scanned the room and whined,"Vesttttttttt!"

"Don't complain Bruder," Germany stated casually ignoring the whines and complaints from his brother.

All of a sudden, a loud crash and a disoriented "Luddy!" was heard from the kitchen.

Prussia had forgotten that Italy was at Germany's house as well. Germany rushed to the kitchen and saw Italy surrounded by fallen pots and pans that now littered the floor.

"ITALIA! VHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KEEPING ZHE KITCHEN CLEAN, UND TO NOT GET YOUR MATERIALS ON ZHE TOP SHELF VIZHOUT ASKING ME?!"

"Ve~ I'm sorry Luddy, but I just wanted to make some pasta. Please forgive me!!!" Italy's eyes started to water and tears threatened to fall.

Germany blushed at his pet name, "It's okay Italia. Just don't get zhe pots and pans from zhe top shelf. Ask me first. Also, you can make pasta if you vould like." Italy smiled and nodded completely forgetting that he was about to cry.

Prussia, realizing that he was being left alone in the creepy basement ran upstairs and noticed his little brother blushing. "Ohhh, Vest has a crush! Kesesese!"

"GOTTVERDAMMT PRUSSIA!!! You know vhat? Maybe I shouldn't let you stay here!"

Italy flinched as Germany was yelling.

Prussia gasped and cringed at Germany's quick and sudden outburst, and the use of his nation name. Vest never called him Prussia. He quickly protested in panic, "Vait Vest I vas just teasing you! Don't get so mad over some friendly teasing, alright?"

" I know you've been here for only about a few hours, but you should really go and get a life."

"But I just suffered a great loss of dissolving! Mein gott bruder show some sympathy!"

"Ja, I know, but vhen vas it zhe last time since you had a serious relationship vith someone?"

"............. Ummm............"

"See, I'm pretty sure you never had vone before"

"But vhat does zhis unawesone topic have to do vith anyzhing?!"

"Bruder, I know I'm kind ov overreacting, but you should really have a serious relationship for vonce," Germany quickly said, trying to avoid the real question.

"Oh really, I bet zhat you vill never find vone person zhat is even as close to being awesome as me. I practically know everyone," Prussia scoffed crossing his arms across his chest.

Germany thought for a moment and said, "is zhat a challenge?"

"Keh, of course."

"Vell, have you ever heard of America's bruder?"

"Vhat! Alfred has a bruder!?"

"Vell, I don't exactly know him myself either. I just know America has a bruder." Germany scratched the back of his neck trying to remember the almost invisible nation.

"Ve~ I've met him before, but only for about five seconds," Italy jutted in. "He was there for a second, and the next he was gone."

"He doesn't seem awesome to me at all Vest. I guess zhe awesome me vins! Kesesese!"

Germany retorted, "you haven't even met him!"

Prussia rolled his eyes and said, "did you not hear me before? I said zhat I know everyone. And anyvays no one can even get on my level of awesomeness."

"But you vere surprised vhen I told you zhat America had a bruder,"

"Vell zhen, let's make a bet. If you can get me to find zhis so-called 'perfect somebody', zhen I von't bozher you again, and I'll even give you a full year supply of beer. But if you lose, zhen I'll stay at your house until zhe awesome me doesn't vant to anymore. Also, you vill owe me a full year supply of beer." Prussia explained smirking at his awesome, genius plan of practically getting free beer.

At the mention of beer, Germany replied with a quick, "fine zhen, let's start." 

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