Chapter 19: Frosties and Fries
"Is it blinking? Is it blinking? The red light is it blinking?! It is? Okay! Eh-hem! Ladies and gentlemen I welcome you to Episode One of Flynn Rider Original Home Movies! Today's show comes straight from The Real World, and is ENTITLED - drrrrrum roll please - "
Rapunzel, Merida, Peter, Wendy, and Jim drummed the table.
"The First Date!" Flynn shook his video camera. "Whooooooooooo! And the crowd goes wild! Ladies and gentlemen I am Flynn Rider, your gorgeous host, and I'll be bringing you through the events of this magical night!"
The girls applauded. They ducked as Flynn aimed the camera at each of them.
"Let's meet the players of this magical evening! Ah! I see a lovely maid right here. Miss you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! Give the folks a name with that pretty face!"
"Eugene!" Rapunzel brushed her hair. "You're so funny! Hiiiiiiiiiii everyone! My name's Rapunzel!"
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your golden hair! Oh hold up! Your hair's not golden at all! Tell us Rapunzel, what witchery is this? Why is your golden hair a lovely shade of chestnut?"
"Mickey Mouse took away all of our magic!" Rapunzel pretended to pout. "It was sad! And that's why my hair is brown! But! Without magic, the Magic Kingdom gates opened and now we're in the real world!"
"Gasp!" Flynn swung the camera to his face. "The real world? Let's take a look!"
Flynn spun the camera 360 degrees. "Ladies and gentlemen everything that you are seeing is NOT computer image generated! I repeat, NOT CGI! Merida! Where is Merida?"
"Over here!" Merida waved.
"Merida! Ever-lovin-bushy-haired-I-kicked-Katniss-Everdeen's-butt Merida! Tell the folks where we are right now?"
Merida spread her arms. "The mall!"
"Where specifically?"
"Food court!" Merida raised her Frosty and fries. "Eatin' like kings!"
"Eating like kings!" Flynn zipped the camera to the left. He focused on Wendy. "Wendy baby tell the folks what we are eating?"
Wendy pointed. "Frosties and French fries."
"Annnnnnnnnnnnd what's the name of the restaurant where we purchased these delectable Frosties and fries?"
"We - " Wendy giggled as Peter tickled her under the table. "Wendy's!"
"My idea!" Peter bragged, leaning so his face filled the screen. "Wendy's for Wendy! Clever huh?"
"Peachy, just peachy keen!" Flynn refocused the lens. "Speaking of ideas, Peter, can you tell us who's idea it was to play laser tag boys against girls?"
Peter thumped his chest. "Mine!"
"And Jimbo - " Flynn revolved the screen. "Can you tell us which team won laser tag?"
Jim glared over his hipster glasses. "Merida cheats."
"Hey!" Merida threw a fry. "I may cheat, but you boys suck!"
They laughed, occasionally spitting out milkshakes and fries.
"Okay! Okay! Back to Studio One!" Flynn turned the camera onto himself. "We have come to the pivotal moment of the night! The peak performance! The coup d'état! The top gun!"
"Dude if you're going to strip remember - " Jim waved a hand. "We're in public."
"So be tasteful." Merida added. She and Jim slapped high-five.
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