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chapter three ;; alone together by fall out boy

dan howell
october 10 at 11:13
i want a better love story than twilight://
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phil lester: do u wanna feel beautiful?

dan howell: i already am

phil lester: :((

dan howell: i was expecting a reply like "true" or "fuck me"

phil lester: no

dan howell: its raining

phil lester: tacos

dan howell: ?

phil lester: from out of the sky

phil lester: tacos

phil lester: dont need to ask why

phil lester: just open ur mouth

phil lester: and close ur eyes

dan howell: if thats what u want ;;))

phil lester: o no not this again

dan howell: are you gay?

phil lester: w0wE ure direct

dan howell: srry just sliding into ur dms

phil lester: i dont understand

dan howell: same

phil lester: but u made the joke

dan howell: oH

dan howell: like i was sliding into ur direct messages

dan howell: get it?

phil lester: no

dan howell: oh

phil lester: jK

dan howell: rowling

phil lester: team peeta

dan howell: team jacob

phil lester: stOp bella nd edward r meant 2 b bye

dan howell: dont u mean "bella nd edward r meant 2 b bi"?

phil lester: no??

dan howell: i ship edward & jacob together tbh

phil lester: omg

phil lester: i still ship taylor & taylor together bc i want them to get married & see how theyll identify which taylor l. theyre talking about

dan howell: she could keep her last name dumbo

phil lester: dumbo

dan howell: bc ure cute

dan howell: like dumbo

phil lester: dood.

phil lester: did u just call me an elephant

dan howell: a cute elephant

dan howell: hey call me

phil lester: i dont have ur number & bro i dont wanna move that fast

dan howell: no facebook call me

phil lester: o

phil lester: ok

A/N:

short update oops

but im gonna update on monday bc im CANADIAN & its thanksgiving weekend here bless

anyways, its fucKING OCTOBER 8tH ( as i write this shush ) & TABINOF JUST GOT RELEASED IN THE UK ( i think idk what are facts )

OK OK STORYTIME WITH NATALIE

i was in social studies class ( or history as u may call it idk ) & my teacher was talking about how in canada we're gonna vote for our leader on OCTOBER 19th & literaLLY ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS THE FACT THAT THAT DAY WAS THE DAY DAN & PHIL MET WOW IM IN TOO DEEP

&& i was at this school breakfast thing today & they started playing "she looks so perfect" by 5sos & i saw this textpost about dan that was like "you look so perfect standing there in ur designer shirt & emo hair & i know now, that ure dan howell" oR SOMETHING & ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS THAT

& moRE PHAN STORY SHIT OK

I WAS IN ENGLISH & my teaCHER CALLED ME ARTICULATE & IM FUCKING GODDAMN CRYINGVLIKE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING DAN HOWELL

&& MY TEACHER WAS TALKING ABOUT STEPPING STONES LIKE IDEK BUT I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 2022 PHAN SONG BY MY LOVES KATHERINE & EDEN & honestly anyone in the phandom would probably react & think like me if these scenarios happened to them but stFu thnx

ok i should end this now bc the a/n is getting longer than the actually story ok peace out girl scouts

- xx natalie