I would like to thank IHeartSWR for giving me these to use when no one else did. This chapter is dedicated to him/her. Thank you for the help IHeartSWR.
1-25 is theirs, I add 26-27.
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30 Ways to Annoy Zeb.
1. Wake him up at 2 AM
2. Follow him around singing "Ze-eb the Lasat" to the tune of "Desmond the Moon Bear"
3. On a mission, take cover behind him when shooting at the Empire then start shooting him. (Purposley missing of course)
4. Leave a gift on his bunk, that will explode pink frosting in his face when he opens it.
5. Hide a video camera that will record him getting exploded with pink frosting.
6. Broadcast the video to the entire Galaxy.
7. Follow him around saying "GARAZEB ORRELIOS" repetitively. Especially if he goes into town.
8. Play a game of Sabacc/Holochess with him. Cheat and then say "HA HA SUCKER! YA LOSE! BOOM!"
9. If he calls Hera because you cheated break down and say "I'm sorry that Zeb had to bother you! I didn't do anything! I was just following the rules! Zeb's just being a bad sport!" over and over again until Hera and Zeb give up and leave you alone.
10. If he says quit cheating, say "I'm not cheating!" When he says you are say "Well, you're not when you're doing it my way! BOOM!" Then know all of his pieces off and say "YA LOSE SUCKER!"
11. Chase him around with your lightsaber. (And if you're not force-sensitve, do it with Kanan's or Ezra's lightsaber!)
12. Tie him up while he's sleeping.
13. Whenever he chases you around, hide behind Hera and say "ZEB'S CHASING ME FOR NO REASON!" while crying.
14. Get on his back and hit his head while continuously saying "Faster. Faster! FASTER!"
15. Set up a trap that will squirt lemons in his face when he turns the alarm off.
16. Set up a trap that launches a lemon pie in Hera's face, and a not on the bottom of the pie tin saying "This is Zeb's prank."
17. Throw a lemon pie at Ezra while he's asleep and then say it was Zeb did it and you just happened to be walking by. Ezra will wake Zeb up and Zeb will be annoyed. :DDD
18. Repeatedly play a song he doesn't like on full blast until Hera starts yelling at you. Then use 1 of the 32 Ways to Get Out of Trouble with Hera.
19. Change Zeb's alarm to PFUDOR (Fluffle Puff) (pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!
20. Follow him around while poking him
21. Call him idiot,lizard man, unicorn, or Big Purple Grape Fur ball!
22. Continuously throw lemon pies at you never run out of lemon pies.
23. Mess up his bed after he makes it.
24. Follow him around singing "Dr. Lemonade Mouth says never be lazy! Practice and practice until you go crazy!" Sing especially loud if he goes into town.
25. When he goes to eat space waffles, tell him he can't have any. When he say why, say because he got rid of your lemons. (If you get in trouble with Hera because you won't let Zeb have some Space Waffles, just use the 1 of the 32 ways to get out of trouble with Hera)
26. Put your hands over Zeb's eye and repeatedly remove and replace your hands on his eyes while shouting "Where's Zebby - Here he is!"
27. Copy-cat everything Zeb does, but in a mocking costume.
28. Secretly dress him up in a princess dress and a wig with LOTS of make up. Come him Miss Zebby, princess of Lothal.
29. Touch his Bo-rifle
30. Really do pretty much anything
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30 Things to do on Lothal
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