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This Fuckery

So where did we leave off? Oh right, the 3 idiots. Ashley, BEN, and Slenderp.

Ashley: LOOK HERE YOU PHLEB, WHERE ARE U TAKING ME?!

Slenderp: Calm down you Fgt we're going to mah criiiiib.

Slender tried opening the door, only to find it locked. It's his house, how da hell does one lock them self out.

Slenderp: Uhmmmm, Wai is da damn dooorlocked. I shud have my keys already whore.

With a few jiggles of the doorknob, the door swung wide open.

Slendy: That's what I thought, hoe.

So he threw Ashley and BEN on the couch, and then telederped outta hurrr. Meanwhile, Ashley was snoring on the couch for some odd reason.

5 minutes later someone smacked Ashley awake. She involuntarily smacked the dude in the booty. Not the face, but the big big booty what you gotta big booty.

Randumb: OW YOU WHORE

Ashley jolted awake, mad as hell ofc.

Ashley: WHO YOU CALLING A WHORE YOU SLUTHOEBITCHCUNTWHOREBITCHSHITITEE.

Randumb: Ohmaglob jeez im sorry :^(

Ash: AMG I sorry. My name's Ashley

Randumb: I'm EJ, and don't bite me.

Ash: Wat

EJ: wat

So Ashley decided to go explore the house cuz Y naut. She found two guys arguing in one of the rooms.

Randumb #1: I SWEAR TO THE GODS JEFF GIMME MY DAMN SCARF!

Randumb #2: NO IT MAKES ME MANLY

Randumb #1: YOU LOOK GAY WITH IT ON I LOOK COOLER CUZ OF MAH SCARS!

Randumb #2: Ow my heart...

They saw Ash being nosey and was all liek "Ohmaglob a whore"

Randumb #1: WHO DAFQ LET YOU HERE?!

Ash: ASHLEY

Randumb #1: ASHLEY WHO?!

Ash: ASHLEY KATCHADORIAN

(Lolz)

Randumb #1: k so my name's Liu and this is my Fgt brother Jeff

Jeff: I'm not a Fgt you phleb

Liu: WHY DAFQ U LYIN. WAI U ALWAYS LYIN. HNNNG OHMAGLOB. STAHP FKIN LYIN.

Jeff: merp.. WELL ASHLEY GO TO SLEEP!

Ash: Wat

Then someone screamed like a hoe.

-FIN-

Lel