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A man walks into a general store. The manager asks him "Why do you have a pie stuck to your ear?"

The man answers, "Well, I'm a pie-on-ear today!"


Imagine you are on an island. There is nothing you can do to get off the island. No building materials. No anything. All you have is food and water to last a lifetime. How do you get off the island?

((Answer in the comments, I will post the actual answer and the first winner next update))

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