Insults, jokes, and other random stuff

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Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time.

Most people are buried in suits and dresses; therefore a zombie apocalypse would be a rather formal event.

Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 instead of 6.

I wonder what my dog named me.

Police should wear blue and red light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.

Apple has "air". Amazing has "fire". Google has "earth". Microsoft should make something called "water".

I wonder if my dog follows me into the bathroom because I follow him outside so he thinks it's just ritual.

Most people's first word of the year is "happy".

Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they ate people.

Imagine how it would be to be completely naked, speak a different language, and be in a room full of people that want to touch you. This is what it is like to be a dog.

I thought these were funny so I decided to post them. I'll post more jokes and riddles and stuff later on. Enjoy and don't forget to comment on ones you like.