Bridget: Dad, I got suspended from school.
Dad: What did you do? You are grounded!!!!
Bridget: the Anti-bullying mascot was coming down the corridor, happy because it taught another class, and was like, "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me."
Dad: And!?!?!?!
Bridget: I threw a dictionary at her.
Dad: You. Are. Officially. Ungrounded.
The anti bullying mascot wasn't saying the lyrics of Katy Perry's Part of me.
