Every day is the same routine. Get up, get dressed, be a lazy bum, do all her chores, go to sleep. It was summer, what else will Noodle do? She's a perverted nerd who did nothing but weeb out on fandom chats. But even so she is the most amazing curly headed black girl you would ever meet. Today will be a bit different from all her other dweeb days. She's going to the mall. Wait for it, With a freind! She is finally coming out of her dorky shell that she has been kept in for the whole summer. Needless to say her parents are very strict.
Noodle's pov (first person)
"ShIT!" I slipped on a stray Tee, my ass hitting the tile floor and my head banging on the door nob. "Oww!" My hand grabbed the stupid door nob in an attempt to pull myself up, Pulling my hair in the process. groaning and winceing at the pain, I finally stop being such an idiot and pick my self up by pushing my palms on the cold tile. I look in the mirror to see this weird shirtless human stareing back. it's my dorky face that i see. "NoODle HURRY!" Helen yells from down stairs. My hands fumble through the sleeves of my omocat sweater, pulling it up and over my head. I hop into my jeans one leg at a time. Rushing down the stairs i zip up my pants and fall over the last step face first. Laughter fills the air and i look up to lay my eyes upon my douche of a freind holding her stomach while laughing at my pain. Her eyes are shut tight so she doesn't see me get up. Taking advantage of the moment i spring to attack, succesfully punching her in the shoulder. "You know I was going to help you up after i stoped laughing at your fail." She laughed through her pain. "HELENNN!" I spoke through my laughter "Come on let's go" Helen laughed at my fury "MOM! Im going." I grabbed my sports bag off the couch and proceeded to head out the door. "Just a minnute Noodle I need to go over the plans." Thirty boring minutes of hearing my mom talk i said 'i love you' and got the hell out of dodge before she changed her mind. Helen whined as we made our way to the car. I laughed "It wasnt even that hard." Helen retorted clutching her shoulder "It still hurt man. It's hard for me to be so cool all the time give me a break." I opened the passenger door, laughing. Helen's eight year old sister rode in the back with Helen driving. A couple bumps, dips, stop lights, blowing off stop signs and me politely asking her to slow the fuck down later we arrived at Uptown Village. She pulled into an empty parking spot next to the fountains which were surronded by playing children. Gabby jumped out of the car excitedly and bounded towards the fountains with Helen running after her. She turned to lock car when she grabbed hold of her little sisters arm. Her sister whined under Helen's grip. I caught up with them and we began discussing what we should go to first. "I wanna play in the fountains!" Gabby pouted only to be fussed by her big sister "Gabby we have to get you some new clothes first. I am NOT dragging you into the store soaking wet."
"HELEN YOU ARENT THE BOSS OF ME!"
"WELL I A-" I intervene so I wouldnt be left with a crying eight year old and a pissed 16 year old for the day. "Gabby. Please come with us. For me"
She started fussing abit but a simple "we'll get you some candy." Silenced her. Helen sighed "Thanks dude sorry about that." Smileing I said " no problem" "Alrightyyyy lets head to justice and get her a few outfits" Helen replied relieved. Gabby sighed "Fiiiine" After looking through justice, drooling over the jewelry in icing and checking out some video games we were once out again discussing where next. "FOUNTAINS!" Gabby dashed off and helen ran after her yelling. "MEET ME AT BARNES AND NOBLES ILL JUST BE ABOUT 30 OR 40 MINUTES!" I yelled back an okay and walked across the street into barnes and nobles. I walked against the sea of teen horomones to the barnes and nobles. I paid little attention to the people around me but just enough to see three other guys walking towards the book store with me in the. Two of them wore sunglasses, which wasnt odd for a hot Texas summer, and the other wore plain, rectangle, perscription glasses. I was a few paces behind them. They reached the door before me and the taller boy with pointed sunglasses held open the door for the other two. He was about to go on in and join his freinds, when he spotted me causing him to politely hold open the door to let my dorky frame pass through. "Thanks." I said smileing as he smirked back with a "No problem, doll." He came in after me and joined his two buddys. I forgot about it and walked to the cafe sitting down on the outer area of tables so i could plug up my phone and read many the smut on wattpad. I was near the comic and manga section so i could always get up and get something if i ever get bored. I was getting into my tweek x craig fic when i hear some english dude yell about the new volume of the blue chicks comic they finally got on the shelves. "Dog's bollocks! I cant believe they HAVE ITTT! LooK DIRK ITS THE FIFTY SECOUND VOLUME OF BLUE CHICKS!" 'his accent' i look up from my phone to check out who ever was makeing the noise and i see my embarrasing little helen fighting over the last blue chick comic. 'When did she get here? Oh my god what the hell.' I can see gabby holding onto her leg sitting on her foot giggleing. "LET GO, I GOT IT FIRST!!" She quietly yelled at the boy. Obviously I ran over and began trying to pull her off of the book. Noticing the other two from earlier trying to do the same on the boy's side. "WELL I YELLED OF IT FIRST!" The boy retorted as his hands tryed clumsily to hold on to the book. "Jake just let it go they probably have others in the back!" One of the boys attempting to pull 'Jake' off of him to no avail said quietly in a rough, cool voice. "Yeah 'Jake'!" Helen said mokingly while sticking her tongue out. "Helen, oh my god, let it go." I said trying to tear her hands away from the book. I succeeded in getting her hands off the book but my victory was short lived when i realized that the book was the only thing holding us up. I shut my eyes and awaited the impact that never came. I felt an arm coil around my waste and heard helen goaning in the backround coupled with gabby's fussing for helen's letting herself fall resulting in gabby also falling and the familiar voice from earlier saying "Smooth bro." I opened my eyes to see the other blonde haired boy from earlier. He was wearing sunglasses indoors, the kind that curved at the bottom and his hair seemed very well groomed. "Sorry you got caught up in that. But thanks for the help. is she your freind?" He Spoke with a ironic and cool tone. He gestured to my Helen who was rubbing her head and being fussed by her little sister. "HElEn you see? You see what happen? I told you Heleng. You should have Never gotten the book!" Helen retorted with a mimic as gabby turned around to see the stranger holding me up. "OoOoooOoOOOooooo, KiSsy Kissssy!" She said with a cheeky grin while raising her eye brows up and down. "Is that your boyfreind now??" Gabby came closer to us looking from him to me with the same cheeky grin. Helen Laughed her little weeb ass laugh. He let me go and smirked at my flustered figure And gabby spotted something of better intrest. "Geez im really sorry chap i was being a real wanker." Jake spoke with his britsh slang decorateing his words. He held out his hand and helped helen up. "Its fine, I got a bit out of hand myself." She grabbbed his hand and pulled herself up. "Yeah, we really lost our cool there. Anyways i'm dirk, this is Jake and that little dude over there is Dave." Dirk spoke gestureing his head towards both of his companions as he put his arm around Jake. "I'm Helen. That shrimp over there is my little sister, Gabby and that flustered ball of adorable is Noodle." My eyes widened at how quick that situation resolved and i quickly thanked Dave for saving me from my death. "Hey." I waved at the two as they looked over at me. Helen mouthed to me some incoherent words probably informing me how cute she thought the couple was. They turned back to her as Helen spoke "Sooo you like Blue Chicks?" "ABSOBLOODYLOUTELY!!" Jake replied estatic. They gammered on about the comic like nerds.
"So Noodle, do you like sweet ironic rhymes?"
AND SHIT HAPPENS AND IT BECOMES THIS HUGE ASS SMUTTY PARTY AND NOODLE MARRYS DAVE AND HAS LIKE 163 KIDS AND HELEN GETS HER BLUE CHICK COMIC WHILE DIRK AND JAKE FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS. OH AND GABBY'S STILL HELENS DWEEB LITTLE SISTER SO YEAH. ALSO THERE MAY BE A POSSIBILITY THAT HELEN GETS WITH ALL THE HOMESTUCK LADYS CAUSE SHES A BALLIN PIMP YES EVEN CALLIOPE CAUSE SHES ONE HOT GREEN CHICK. I LOVE YOU NOODLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ AlSO I DISCOVEREED JAKE AND DIRK ARE ACTUALLY MY 2ND OTP BEHIND PBJ. GAMZEE X TAV FOREVER SUCK IT YOU TAVRISK BITCHES. Jk you do you bro
