the fault in our grandad's Immune system

karen is depressed

it was a friday night, i was lying in my bed listening to blood on the dance floor. they helped me get through my tough nights. as the tweens of BOTDF sang about sex and girls, i felt joy in my heart to know that i was molested by one of their members. i didnt know his name but to be honest, who even knows anyone from the band besides Dhavie lmao.all I had to do was put on a wig and pretend I was a girl and shave my pubic hair lol sorry to my crabs x.

i thought about all the homework my english teacher, mrs. bananaton, set for us. i dont know why she is a teacher, all she ever talks about is birds. she would scream about birds and give us pop quiz's on them and the answers are all the same. they are all wading birds, like the fuck even is a wading bird. i cringe at the memory of mrs. bananaton demonstraiting how a flamingo acts when it's horny. but i wont lie, it kind of turned me on. the way she bent her leg so she was supporting herself on only one leg, and how she flapped her arms around as if they were wings just made my womanly juices flow to my raging erection.

but, i thought it was about time i did my homework and surprise, it was about fucking wading birds. i write "KAREN" at the top of the page in upper case letters to show the world that i'm a depressed, angry tween who loves edward cullen.

It is by my appearance that makes it obvious I'm a butthurt pansexual; I'm wearing ripped black jeans which I ripped myself. Also, you could tell I ripped them because the rips were uneven. I wore a nirvana tank top even though I have never listened to their songs in my life, but nobody had to know about that. Also I wore vans. The same pair. Every. Single. Day. my feet now constantly smell like cheese and I get asked if im carrying mac and cheese on me constantly. And that was it. My hair is ginger because my dad is a heroin addict and I have green eyes. I wear fake nose piercings my mom won't let me get a real one. Which is unfair, like, I'm 12! Practically an adult... A WOMAN. I starred in my first porno and got my first erection last month! I'm literally old enough to smoke now. Nobody understands me and that's why I cut. I cut my wrists horizontally to show that I'm emo but only until I need to get a job. I don't try to cover them because then nobody would worry about me lol! I wear tank tops all year round to make sure everyone see's them. And that's it. I have my hair the same hairstyle every day. The emo fringe which has been backcomed so much that it sticks 3 meters away from my head. It's okay though because it creates shade for me when it's hot outside, which is good because I love the darkness. Wait, that's goth... My bad. Sometimes I forgot who I'm pretending to be lol. its cool they all look the same anyway. but despite that I still get a semi boner when someone calls me by the wrong label.
"DONT LABLE ME MUTATED CRACKER CRUMB" i yell at the cis scum who confused me for Donald trump. It's okay tho we're both ginger and neglected so I can see xe/xer's confusion lol (don't wanna accidentally misgender someone XD!!!).

anyway, homework was hard. i have only 2 brain cells left after my dad fucked me retarded earlier so i was physically unable to finish the homework so i forget about it. i laid in my bed thinking of him... David. Yes, David with the greasy hair and unwashed skin. I think about his uncircumcised whale and think about how it looks like a carrot with a Eugenia coony warped around it. It's okay I'm pan so I was turned on by it. My dick is wett. But that was because I pissed myself. I call for my mum.

"mum bring me a diaper" i yell, impatiently. I was half Scottish from my kidnappers side , so I have a slight accent. I was kidnapped around 6 years ago but it was soon realised it was my brother who wanted to sell me in the slave trade. It's cool tho because I'm into BDSM. Anyway my mum comes in with a mop. I was a nugget. Both my arms amputated when i was in world war 2. but it's okay they grew back but I prefer to not have them because i want to feel special and pretend like I have special needs like people with dyslexia. Yes, you BELLA THORNE. Anyway she cleaned my dick hole and left. She didn't let my dad clean me up since the last accident which surprised me still because we're white lol arent we suppose to be into incest like in the porns? Anyways, His dick fell into my asshole when he slipped on my used condom. Long story short, he can only visit me twice a week.

My phone buzzed which took me out of my trance. It was lil wayne . I hated him since 8th grade when he sang "Blank Space" with his downsy... everything really. Anyway, we had a thing on and off for a few years but I'm over it. His dreads always queefed out lice whenever he came and I'm not here for that.

My arms magically grew back and i answered the phone.

"Yes my sexy blick coffee-stained giraffe." I speak through the Nokia. My parents are poor and can't afford a phone, never mind my bear necessities!!
He scoffs and I can tell what he was going to as for. He had some weird necrophilliac kink but doesn't wanna  his dick in a my maggot hole lol he isn't blowfly girl. Anyway, when his girlfriend isnt unconscious he can't get aroused and only I'm willing to get knocked out. So that's the only reason he calls.

"U knows what I want bbyg" he winked at me through the phone. I can tell because his baggy eye vagina is so big it makes a clapping sound.

"i don't want HIV anymore, im over 16 they're gonna make me pay for treatment now!!!" I sigh. I have more self value than this so I just turn off the phone. I have eyes for a new man. At least he can get me semi-boner or use his hair grease as lube! Unlike wayne who had to wet fart on my dick because he's on benefits !!
I put the phone back in my underwear and put on my radio. It was Kodak Black. I couldn't understand what he was saying so I knew he was autistic. After hearing his podcast I instantly went to a GO-Fund me to assassinate him. It was going pretty well so far, they nearly reached their goal. I felt happy that I was doing donny trumps dirty work for him.

I run my hand through the one strand of pink hair and think about my life. I'm depressed and abused but I still got a tight dissy. So I guess it all evens out. Besides, I can be a Kardashian and just make a sex tape when things get hard.
MY strand of pink hair falls out.  I scream in acapella! That's the last time I let a child slave dye my hair! They're only good for making shoes so I'm not surprised. I throw the pink hair out the window and someone whistles at me. I look out my window and it was my dad.

"Sorry I thought u threw your pussy outside." He laughed holding my pink hair. He was grinning which revealed his 4 teeth that he had left that bent into a braid.  It reached all the way down to his left nipple. It always did make me tender and mild.lol Virgin Mary WHO.

"Dad I have a dick it's just hiding in my pubic hairs u blind western turd." I roll my eyes into the 9th Dimension where David Bowie was a lizard but that was it. I come back to my senses and close my window. My dad fr thinks this is some Rapunzel type shit that I'm going to throw down my pubic hair for him to climb up. We have a restraining order against him. My dad fell in love with me ever since he found out I was a a boy at the age of 12. Since then he thought I was a girl because I looked like Susan boyle . But then my tatas fell out 4 feet from my chest and I had to get breast reduction because my grandpa kept slurping his tongue at me every thanksgiving. Awh, I miss my grandad. He's in a retirement home now and I heard he got hella hoes. I wish I was one of them. His greasy, straw beard gave me a semi boner. (I'm half trans, so I have a dick and a vagina lol)

I tug on my nirvana shirt and attempt to sing one of their songs. "IT smells like a heart shaped box" I coo'd. One day I will get it right and everyone will believe me that I listen to Nirvana. How could they not? I have at least 2 posters. Anyway that was irrelevant now, all my friends committed suicide with out me! I hate when I don't get invited to plans but then again everytime I do, I spread my HIV. It's cool because they're probably haunting me rn. XD
I attempted to get up but my heavy scene hair weighed me down. It was too big and getting out of control. Plus I haven't washed my hair since 2008 so it's probably my dead lice and dandruff and all sorts of things. Probably fetus' too from every time those suicide silence band members missed my face and landed in my hair. I'm claiming child support.

It was a rough night and these were just usual events for me and my life. We're  a lower class white Family who can't even  afford a bible that's why we always get possessed. The most normal one out of us is our dog and he has spaz attacks every time someone says lasagna. I'm an only child because I swallowed my siblings and cough up a baby every now and then.
I shove a Dorito in my ass for later savings and go to sleep.

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