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For Emma

You were sitting at home waiting for your fiancé, Alan, to get home from work. It was late at night when Alan walks through the door looking very stressed and plunks himself down on the couch and puts his head in his hands making his hair fall over his eye, you stand behind the couch and ask him what was wrong and he says "I was shit today in the studio so we have to push back the fucking release date". You knowing how important this is to him start massaging his shoulders and ask him if there is anything you can do to help. He pauses for a second then looks up at you with a cheeky smirk on his face and a glint in his eye, and says "well, there is one thing". You immediately catch on and take his hand and guide him upstairs. As soon as the door is shut he starts to kiss you and back you up to the edge of the bed. Just as he is about to take your shirt off, Alan walks into your bedroom. Alan looks at you and Alan on the bed and says "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON EMMA", you are speechless and confused. Alan backs away from you and says "well it looks like I've been found out" he reaches to the back of his neck and peels off his face to reveal the one and only Jack you and the real Alan look at each other and Jack. Before you can say anything Jack runs to the widow yells "later bitchachos" jumps out the window landing on his purple boner guitar and rides off into the moon light.