Me: (After eating shortcake) *is bored* *walks over to fridge* We don't have anything good to eat... *sees lemon juice* Eh. Why the hell not? *grabs lemon juice* *opens lemon juice* *cautiously tries a sip* *screams internally* Why the fuck would I do this to myself!? *sits down at computer and contemplates every terrible decision I've made* I think I want more lemon juice... *walks back over to kitchen* *opens cupboard* *takes out a small glass* *fills it with lemon juice* *takes a sip* *taste buds start dying* Interesting. *sits down at computer and takes another sip[* *screeches* WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP DOING THIS!?! No, but it's actually not that- *SCREEECH* I could get used to this. *sipping lemon juice casually* Hehehe. I could bring some of this to school and when my friends ask for a sip, I'll actually say yes for once and then BAM! BITCHES GET LEMON JUICE! AHAHAHAHA!
